Pump it up

[depressionbeard-deactivated2015]

[gostpayter]

I’m girlier than most girls in my class

[gostpayter]

greetings friend I am a boy

[mariahhhhhhh27]

[meladoodle]

if you are short and you want to appear taller, just talk very quietly and your friends will just think you’re really far away

[frenchtoastkarma]

a short poem:

do teachers understand that you take other classes

[iristovevo]

a short poetic response:

no

[vvendys]

have u ever sat in a position so long that u could feel ur heart beating though ur butt 

[christophernolans-deactivated20]

[faking-fairytales-deactivated20]

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

[fraek-deactivated20150117]

if i get ignored for more than .04 seconds i can literally feel my insides rotting

[chewymochi-deactivated20230210]

I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

[whores-deactivated20150225]

Don’t cry because its over

[whores-deactivated20150225]

cry because you’re ugly

[deforest]

if you think im not going to meow at that cat in front of all these people then you are wrong my friend

[meredev-deactivated20130920]

*taps on your window at 3 AM* wanna talk about John Frusciante

[bontxt-deactivated20151125]

so i got in the shower right and like halfway through the shower i noticed there was a spider in the corner and the first thing out of my mouth was “first of all how dare you”.

[notorious-posts]

[pizzafterlife]

I STILL CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OMFG HAHAHA

[adoringrain-deactivated20160216]

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