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“I’ve been pregnant for two years eight months, you hobnob.”
“Oh, I just thought you’d gotten really fat.”
“Promise? Because you’ll never lose me either.”
“I’m leaving. I’m pregnant and you’re annoying me.”
“You’re knocked up?!?! When did that happen?”
“Losing you. It’s always been losing you.”
“………………………………………why in bloody Merlin’s name would you ever want to be the Dark Lord?”
“Better yet? I could do this all day, Neens.”
“.....Sorry I didn’t reached out sooner. I wanted to but.... I kept getting scared.”
“Not when you turn into our sister. It’s creepy.”
“Is this any better, sister?”
“Really? You’re not just playing with me, right?”
Wooooooo!
“Oh, you’re precious, son.”
“It was worth a shot. You never let me have any fun.”
“Stooooooop, that’s so bloody weird. I’m going to tell Maia if you don’t.”
“Like she would believe you. I thought you liked my powers.”
I like the way you think. Hey, what are you doing Saturday night? I’m thinkin about having a bonfire.
If you’re going to be in the center of it, count me in.
“Yeah, of course I did.”
“You’ll look less like a man if you keep talking to me like that.”
“What if I look like this?”
Wooooooo!
“Are you going to share this time, mum?”
Does anyone know how to kill a hive of bees?
Light yourself on fire and run at it.
“Leaving so soon?”
“Added a few highlights. You like?”
“You look less like a man now, so yes, I do.”