i've got criminal intent.

Paul Boot. Sixteen. Twin to Nina, son of Terry and Astoria Boot. Half-brother to Scorpius and Maia Malfoy-Boot. My parents are vampires and my entire family is bad-ass, so don't mess with us or we'll destroy you. My Godparents are Oliver and Pansy Wood. I'm a 6th Year Slytherin and a Metamorphmagus, but my goal is to get turned into a vampire too. I've always got a knife on me and I like to change my appearance at random. Deal with it.

[ninaboot--blog]

“I’ve been pregnant for two years eight months, you hobnob.”

[boot--blog]

“Oh, I just thought you’d gotten really fat.”

[boot--blog]

“Promise? Because you’ll never lose me either.”

[ninaboot--blog]

“I’m leaving. I’m pregnant and you’re annoying me.”

[boot--blog]

“You’re knocked up?!?! When did that happen?”

[boot--blog]

“Losing you. It’s always been losing you.”

[ninaboot--blog]

“………………………………………why in bloody Merlin’s name would you ever want to be the Dark Lord?”

[boot--blog]

“Better yet? I could do this all day, Neens.”

[boot--blog]

“.....Sorry I didn’t reached out sooner. I wanted to but.... I kept getting scared.”

[ninaboot--blog]

“Not when you turn into our sister. It’s creepy.”

[boot--blog]

“Is this any better, sister?”

[boot--blog]

“Really? You’re not just playing with me, right?”

[astoriaboot-blog]

Wooooooo!

[astoriaboot-blog]

“Oh, you’re precious, son.”

[boot--blog]

“It was worth a shot. You never let me have any fun.”

[ninaboot--blog]

“Stooooooop, that’s so bloody weird. I’m going to tell Maia if you don’t.”

[boot--blog]

“Like she would believe you. I thought you liked my powers.”

[lilylunapotter-]

I like the way you think. Hey, what are you doing Saturday night? I’m thinkin about having a bonfire.

[boot--blog]

If you’re going to be in the center of it, count me in.

[boot--blog]

“Yeah, of course I did.”

[ninaboot--blog]

“You’ll look less like a man if you keep talking to me like that.”

[boot--blog]

“What if I look like this?”

[astoriaboot-blog]

Wooooooo!

[boot--blog]

“Are you going to share this time, mum?”

[lilylunapotter-]

Does anyone know how to kill a hive of bees?

[boot--blog]

Light yourself on fire and run at it.

[boot--blog]

“Leaving so soon?”

[ninaboot--blog]

“Added a few highlights. You like?”

[boot--blog]

“You look less like a man now, so yes, I do.”