lorcanscamander-:
Next time, promise.
[shrugs, promptly rubbing a pickle chip into the ice cream before popping it in her mouth] You’re missing out.

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lorcanscamander-:
Next time, promise.
[shrugs, promptly rubbing a pickle chip into the ice cream before popping it in her mouth] You’re missing out.
lorcanscamander-:
I’ll pass on that one for now, thanks…
Tryyyyy it.
lorcanscamander-:
That’s the baby talking for you, love.
No, I’m so serious! The salty and sweet combo is to die for. Try it!
terryboot-:
“It’s the perfect way to start it. I’d offer you some but…”
“I’m in no state to drink, I know. Don’t worry.... I’m not much of a drinker either way.”
lorcanscamander-:
Be back in five. [goes to get that and a couple of her other faves in case she changed her mind while he was gone]
Oooooooooh, you got pickles too. You are the best. [grins, cuddling into her new snacks like a pillow pet] Have you ever had ice cream and pickles? It’s sosososo good.
lorcanscamander-:
What flavor?
Chocolate chip mint.
terryboot-:
“Daddy’s had a long day, sweetheart.”
“It’s just getting started. That’s no way to start it.”
lorcanscamander-:
I love you too.
Enough to find me ice cream?
terryboot-:
It’s rather early to be drinking.
lorcanscamander-:
Well, we’re all our own worst critics. But you’re gorgeous.
You’re a complete and utter liar, I hope you know that. But I love you anyways.
boot-:
“Oh, I just thought you’d gotten really fat.”
“Would you like to die tonight, Paul Ian Boot?”
lorcanscamander-:
I promise.
Okay... I’m holding you to this. Even though, in my honest opinion, I look like a whale.
lorcanscamander-:
You know I would never lie to you.
Promise?
boot-:
“You’re knocked up?!?! When did that happen?”
“I’ve been pregnant for two years eight months, you hobnob.”
lorcanscamander-:
You look beautiful in anything you wear.
You are such a liar. I look like a whale!
boot-:
“Better yet? I could do this all day, Neens.”
“I’m leaving. I’m pregnant and you’re annoying me.”
lorcanscamander- replied:
Yes, dear?
....do I look fat in this?