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rebel-sqrrl

top four catboys?

Like...at once? I don't know if I could manage that 😨 I haven't topped a catboy in years...

lowpolycorvid

showed this to my friend sitting next to me and she just responded "thats the dream"

rebel-sqrrl

o7

#top catboy? *takes drag of cigarette* haven't heard that name in years

cpericardium

goldenmotive recommended Killing Stalking to help me become a fujoshi. I'm reading it but I don't know if this is boys love... are you sure...

cpericardium

maybe glows is right

cpericardium

IS this boys love. I just don't know. No one can really say. It's simply not possible

cpericardium

Do you think every steven universe character hates me now?

rebel-sqrrl

Yeah 😔

boot-brzoi

No 😌

rebel-sqrrl

I'd like everyone, but mostly @cpericardium, to know that it's snowing right now

cpericardium

#reasonable reaction to snow TBH

rebel-sqrrl

These slimeojis turned out very early EGS style 🤔 Casey Slimeball in Moperville, what's she gonna do? (Get hypnotized, apparently)

#10 years in the spider pit

rebel-sqrrl

I dreamt that I seduced the Siberian into being a hero. Very brave and noble of me tbh

boot-brzoi

you're keeping a woman away from a career she wants and forcing her to follow your standards... kind of problematic to be honest...

rebel-sqrrl

Yeah 😌 Wanna know what's even more problematic? I convinced her to give up on the naked stripey look, and she turned into a normal human-looking woman with clothes and everything

theaudientvoid

Where does Manton fit into this scenario?

rebel-sqrrl

At this point I don't remember 😔

boot-brzoi

manton is kind of irrelevant anyways

cpericardium

What wormblr really needs is a rabid public relations manager constantly trying to do damage control for all the brockton bay "heroes" we slander on here

rebel-sqrrl

@boot-brzoi should be doing this for Flechette, to counteract the damage I've done to her reputation

boot-brzoi

I saw Flechette at a grocery store in Brockton yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.