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therpmemeshop

very serious rp starters

warning: some may be nsfw

❝ begone, thot. ❞

❝ OWO what’s this??? ❞

❝ i’m an adult virgin. ❞

❝ OOF OW MY BONES HURT. ❞

❝ welcome to my twisted mind. ❞

❝ i bless the rains down in africa. ❞

❝ why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? ❞

❝ THEN PERISH. ❞

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhh…. boneless pizza? ❞

❝ he’ll slip and slide on this banana peel! ❞

❝ i diagnose you with gay. ❞

❝ ball is life. ❞

❝ alexa, play ‘despacito’. ❞

❝ …..it’s free real estate. ❞

❝ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine. ❞

❝ why are you booing me? i’m right. ❞

❝ he protecc, but he also attac. ❞

❝ hi, welcome to chili’s. ❞

❝ ___ has been dead for ___ slutty, slutty years. ❞

❝ anyway, here’s ‘wonderwall’. ❞

❝ mmmmmm steamed clams! ❞

❝ i won’t hesitate, bITCH! ❞

❝ pretzels is the same. ❞

❝ if she breathes, she’s a THOT! ❞

❝ WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE? ❞

❝ i wanna be a cowboy, baby! ❞

❝ FUCK yo chicken strips! ❞

❝ all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan). ❞

❝ i’d sell you to satan for one corn chip. ❞

❝ move, i’m gay. ❞

❝ it’s true, but he shouldn’t say it. ❞

❝ i never went to oovoo javer. ❞

❝ kachow! ❞

❝ guess i’ll die. ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to em. ❞

❝ oh, you haven’t heard?? ❞

❝ chipotle is my life. ❞

❝ YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. ❞

❝ mmm mmm, creamy! ❞

❝ the last thing you’d want in your burger king burger is someone’s foot fungus, but, it turns out, that might be what you gaet. ❞

#[[ memes ]]#[[ uwu ]]#[[ nsfw-ish ]]#[[ -SHRUGS INTO THE SUN?- ]]#[[ idk what to do on this blog tbh ]]

“Best day of the weekend is coming up! Maybe this month I’ll get lucky~!”

..Not on your grimy little life.

#[[ ic ]]#[[ no one wants anything to do with you pete ]]#[[ you're too disgusting lol ]]

everyrosehasitsmemes

Send in a random question about my muse! Go wild! Nothing is too crazy or random.

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#[[ memes ]]#[[ I need something to do here so why not? ]]

[[ You can’t put your finger on it, but there’s something clearly wrong here.

Is it the pink mohawk? The Liepard print pants? The purple shades? The mole on the wrong side of his face? His short stature? Whatever it is, you hate it.

Like/Reblog if you’d be interested in interacting with a walking, talking, living, breathing bootleg disaster-- Team Rocket Executive Petrel! I’ll check ya out! ]]

#[[ Promo ]]#promo #pokemon rp #pokemon promo #pokepromo #pokerp #[[ this blog was a mistake LOL ]]#[[ but it's my mistake and I love it ]]

“Did anyone miss me~?”

The.. ‘executive’ posed on a table with his foot perched on a chair in front of it.

He was sporting a new liepard pattern shaved into the sides of his head to accent his putridly colored pink mohawk. Not to mention the newest in military grade chemical warfare he called.. ‘cologne’.

He was a walking, talking, living disaster of a man.

#[[ ic ]]#[[ NO ONE MISSED YOU ]]#[[ hi I'm back. ]]#[[ I'm so sorry ]]#[[ stinky pink gremlin man is back again ]]#[[ with a new look and worse scent ]]#[[ please take him out ]]#[[ preferably out back with some military grade soap and a power wash hose ]]

“Hey there l’il mama lemme whisper in ya ear~”

Adjusting his small, neon purple lensed specs upon his nose as he looked up at the gorgeous being before him. If they hadn’t smelled him yet or ran away from the stench then to him, they were a keeper.. unless they ran from turning around and seeing him then that’s a shame. They would sure be missing out.

#[[ ic ]]#[[ hi I hate this ]]#[[ open ]]#[[ whoops almost forgot that tag ]]

knife-wielding-bootleg:

And as soon as the ridiculously smelly man came crashing in, he pointed at the equally as smelly rat still in Eldrich’s jaws, locked in such a way she couldn’t really retaliate. “Right there, Petey. Take better care of your disgusting pokemon, and yourself for that matter.”

The petname was dripping with sarcasm, and with a snap of his fingers the Raticate was dropped, said rodent immediately scampering over to the safety of its owner. “Keep a better eye on it- I’ve been kind so far, don’t expect it to last.” A butterfly knife was suddenly in his hands, twirling it expertly with his eyes locked on the shorter man.

“Hm.. could always stick around a little longer. Me ‘n Eldrich, we’re so lonely.” That was definitely not friendly.

“SNOOKUMS! BABY, COME TA PAPA!”

Happily opening his arms for the Raticate to snuggle up to for a hug. Rubbing his own gross face in the disgusting fur of the creature. It was a happy, smelly reunion. However, it did not last long.

Petrel looked up at the other from behind his tiny purple lenses that were nothing more than for show. A glint of realization of the other when he heard his little offer of staying as company.

“We’ll get outta yer hair.”

Picking up the normally all too heavy Raticate and turning to shuffle as quickly as he could out the door. he was not going to be sticking around the other for any longer than he had already.

#knife-wielding-bootleg #[[ ic ]]

@knife-wielding-bootleg [xx]