Off-Brand Caprisun

a couple of shitposting lesbians

[bootleggedjuice]

*shows up at your house at 3 am to collect frogs, you wake up and shine a light in my face yelling “scram!” i hiss at you while spitting venom from hidden glands and proceed to hop away*

[bootleggedjuice]

reasons i am blocking off my villagers from my new, fairly large wheat farm-

they can’t keep themselves alive, how am i to trust them with another living thing?

they can’t seem to understand that slabs are to be used as stairs and not fucking trampolines

cant plant the right crop, too many potatoes

enable other mobs to trample my hard work

they don’t know how to fucking act

big dumb, won’t go to sleep, can’t work on 0 hours of nap time

i only have like, 3, who can ACTUALLY farm. they are also stupid, unfortunately

golems follow, they also don’t know how to fucking act

cats spawn near them, just a recipe for bad

i had to create a way to keep them out of my house and out of my bed, took up my time and effort, but the machine works beautifully

bees only

[bootleggedjuice]

bones are a disease that my UnitFriend gave me and i cannot get rid of them. soon i will die, but not before my limbs become Flaccid. this is the end lads...

[bootleggedjuice]

a trip through my spam emails, episode one

[bootleggedjuice]

boot is simply jealous of the fact that i can use Minecraft Shaders, in this essay i will-

[bootleggedjuice]

juice is too much of a coward to deal with her problems face to face, and instead blocks them. In this essay i will-

[bootleggedjuice]

boot is simply jealous of the fact that i can use Minecraft Shaders, in this essay i will-

[bootleggedjuice]

she was warned

[bootleggedjuice]

It was just dairy qeen

[bootleggedjuice]

hey mod juice can you please unblock me I have something important to tell you thank you

[bootleggedjuice]

made of feet AND lies!!!

[bootleggedjuice]

I just ate a dairy queen French fry and drank my caffeine free Pepsi what’s wrong with that

[bootleggedjuice]

nasty, you be like *smacks lips*

[bootleggedjuice]

she was warned

[bootleggedjuice]

instagram dms - a thrilling sequel

[bootleggedjuice]

hey mod juice can you please unblock me I have something important to tell you thank you

[bootleggedjuice]

made of feet AND lies!!!

[bootleggedjuice]

I just ate a dairy queen French fry and drank my caffeine free Pepsi what's wrong with that

[bootleggedjuice]

she was warned

[bootleggedjuice]

hey mod juice can you please unblock me I have something important to tell you thank you

[bootleggedjuice]

made of feet AND lies!!!

[bootleggedjuice]

hey mod juice can you please unblock me I have something important to tell you thank you

[bootleggedjuice]

you ever just-

because i do

[bootleggedjuice]

i regret taking art the teacher is playing Tacky by Weird Al Yankovic for the 8th time and i cannot handle the shutdown the song forces me into every time i hear it please help

[bootleggedjuice]

every time i listen to Cavetown my brain releases a five years worth of Serotonin and Dopamine, soon there will be nothing left and i shall become a Husk

[bootleggedjuice]

isn’t is fun when your gf carries around nail clippers with her wherever she goes to just randomly clip her nails like yeah that’s so fun haha....