The Teufort Nine

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[the-teufort-nine]

Hello,

If possible could you make a master list of all your fics/head cannons as I like to look back at them for my own writing references and I am just terrible at tags.

A master list?

But of course

Head cannons:

Shower hc

Horny Offense

Horny Support

Horny Defense

Texas Toast x Reader hc

Chemverse:

Respawn Malfunction Part 1

Respawn Malfunction Part 2

Respawn Malfunction Part 3

RED!Chem Longfic | Chemical Bonds (incomplete)

Misc:

Wrong name

Fae reader

Autistic scientist wife

Too much THC

[the-teufort-nine]

That last ask reminded me, are you planning on ever continuing the red Chem story? No pressure :)

not atm, though they will probably appear in the other fic!

[the-teufort-nine]

Oh my god can I PLEASEEEE be updated when part 4 of the chem respawn fix comes out, im dyinggg 😭😭❤️❤️❤️

that series is wrapped up, unfortunately. theres a longer chemverse fic in the works tho!

[the-teufort-nine]

hmmm... the untapped potential of using the horror series i already made to inspire x reader fics...

[the-teufort-nine]

Hiya! Just wanted to know what you have in store for this summer? Welcome back and hope all is treating you well ☺️

no idea! hopefully, some more original tf2 x reader fics and maybe a continuation of the chemverse fic

[the-teufort-nine]

HEY BITCH I SEE YOU WELCOME BACK :D

Heyyyyy! Hopefully when Summer starts up properly i can write moreeee :p

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

A Notice from the Census Bureau

Class Highlight: Chemists

This week, the Teufort Census Bureau would like to highlight the skill of the various Chemists employed by TF Industries. Their work in the field of chemistry has provided immensely valuable to their respective teams. Some assist in medical operations, some create new and interesting substances, and some apply their knowledge to causing as much harm as possible.

The Bureau can recommend the work ethic and expertise of the following mercenaries, in no particular order.

@alcheemist (Alchemist, Blu)

@meet-the-redchemist (Chemist, Red)

@ur-red-chemist (Chemist, Red)

@meetthechemist (Chemist, Red)

@the-teufort-nine (Chemist)

@meetthehopelesschemist (Chemist, Red)

@tf3-medbaymaladies (Chemist, in training)

Our apologies for the summons to anyone who does not wish to participate.

Hopefully this short list provides helpful, good luck out there.

[the-teufort-nine]

I feel the need to tell you this but all your Chem!verse stuff inspired me to write an ENTIRE FANFIC because I adore your characterization. Anyway your amazing have a good [time zone]

YYYYAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!

[queddadraw]

[the-teufort-nine]

Are you okay with fanfics inspired by the chemverse? Like... referencing plot points as well as characterization? Not a copy per se, but more of a fan made continuation or spin off?

basically fanfic of fanfic.

if not, then that's totally okay! I just love Chem and their dynamic with everyone.

(- @scouts-real-husband )

absolutely!! the more Chem-verse content, the better!

[the-teufort-nine]

gaahahhhhhhh your Chemist mini-verse is so well-written and cute i love it so much :D))

[alexsrealities]

hello im back again ive been reading a lot of pjo au fanfic again and now I want to script drs based off them

[the-teufort-nine]

Your Chem!AU has got me by the actual SCALP. I can't even watch the meet them videos, cause I now hate seeing the BLU team get hurt.

the BLU team superiority propaganda is working I see XD

[oblique-lane]

Going Through The Motions

A sniperscout timeloop AU fic by @aussie-bookworm

I wanted to make a fanart for it for a year now, sorry it took so long😭🙏 I remember reading it at my long shifts at my shitty job and it made these long hours quality time. I remember crying by the end... I also really, really ike Demo in this! He fits the setting perfectly! Thank you for this work and congrats on 1000 kudos!

[the-teufort-nine]

been thinking about a TF2 x HTTYD au, where Scout is the last one of the group to tame a dragon. He's like "I'm gonna tame a freakin' Night Fury" and the others are like "Yeah sure okay. Maybe settle for like, a Nadder lil man." which of course gets Scout all huffy so he runs off to look for a Night Fury, and ends up finding...

A Light Fury.

A very weird, kinda cracked out, crazy-ass Light Fury.

Which Scout, of course, immediately assumes is an albino Night Fury.

[the-teufort-nine]

update i drew her

[the-teufort-nine]

been thinking about a TF2 x HTTYD au, where Scout is the last one of the group to tame a dragon. He's like "I'm gonna tame a freakin' Night Fury" and the others are like "Yeah sure okay. Maybe settle for like, a Nadder lil man." which of course gets Scout all huffy so he runs off to look for a Night Fury, and ends up finding...

A Light Fury.

A very weird, kinda cracked out, crazy-ass Light Fury.

Which Scout, of course, immediately assumes is an albino Night Fury.

[the-teufort-nine]

Forgotten Fortress Episode 3 is out!