I love soup

hi I'm Melissa and if I could I'd marry a chicken wing

[zatannazatarstiel]

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

[capacity]

I couldn’t b a lawyer Bc I’m too honest if the other lawyer is making good points id just b like damn u onto something lets work together for truth and justice .

[trapcard]

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]

[dis-contented]

I am deeply offended by this due to its accuracy.

[blunder]

3 things that makes me stress:

hot days

annoying people

stand close to annoying people in hot days

[mens-rights-activia]

[drizzydrehk-deactivated20170722]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bob-belcher]

[aewm]

good night. love is a sham and time isnt linear

[bunney]

reblog if you're a lil ugly and you fall in love with anyone who's kinda nice to you

[scumisdead-deactivated20181126]

wine expert voice: Hmm… definite woke aftertones… and is that a hint of fam I’m tasting? Overall this selection is bae.

[420moshdad]

[bootyhour]

what she says: I'm fine

what she means: What the fuck kind of custody arrangement does The Parent Trap family have? Whose idea was it to take one kid each and never speak to each other again? Never even tell the daughter they're raising that they're a twin? Nobody hates their ex-spouse that much, and if you do you definitely don't want that person raising one of your kids. Why are the extended family and friends going along with this? Were they sworn to secrecy? Why? How did they choose who would take which twin? Did they both just have a clear favorite? How do you not eat yourself alive with guilt over a decision like that? Why did they make it in the first place? Did a judge make the decision? Who the fuck was THAT guy? Either the family in The Parent Trap have some incredibly dark secrets that weren't explored in the movies (original or remake) or they're the worst "good" parents in fictional family history.

[loveyouariana-deactivated201210]

[67888875322467]

“The difference two years can make.”

[deathgrips69-deactivated2017020]

be real about your feelings or get the fuck away from me

[theweirdwideweb]

@ all of 2016