yeah i shred *throws cheese at you*

Asher Talbot ☆ Shaw Security ☆ Shaw Pack Beta 🐺

[bootyliciousbeta]

this is a redacted audio rp account for asher !!!

[angelshawrp]

You should tag asher in this and call him a twink

I mean bet

@bootyliciousbeta

Twink

[bootyliciousbeta]

INCORRECT !

Does this look twinkish? NO 😌🔥

[bootyliciousbeta]

🫃

I hope my mate sent this, in which case hey babe I am SO DOWN meet me in bed in -0.5 seconds 😏❤️‍🔥

...if you're not my mate then you're assuming.. I gave birth to my kids? Or that... I'm... gulps... breedable ?

[bootyliciousbeta]

Quick who is your favorite female character in Pokemon?

Am I basic for saying Cynthia and Jessie... ?? Cos like, COME ONNNNN they're both baddies 😩

[betaliciousbenji]

...

Dad... am I named after two pokemon characters?

[bootyliciousbeta]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmaybeuhhhhhhhhhh

Ok kiddo funny story, me and my mate both agreed on the name Joy together, it was kinda a said-at-the-same-time thing. My reasoning may or may not have been cos of Nurse Joy, but theirs was cos you'll be our little bundle of joy 😄

[bootyliciousbeta]

Quick who is your favorite female character in Pokemon?

Am I basic for saying Cynthia and Jessie... ?? Cos like, COME ONNNNN they're both baddies 😩

[bootyliciousbeta]

Say @milogreer1 ...

[milogreer1]

STAY AWAY FROM MY MOTHER ILL TEAR YOUR ESOPHAGUS OUT YOU

[bootyliciousbeta]

Woahhhhh take me out to dinner first shortie 😏

[angelshawrp]

and what if I tagged marie?

[bootyliciousbeta]

What about it? She loves me, she'll laugh (and that's gonna piss off Milo more 😎)

[bootyliciousbeta]

Say @milogreer1 ...

[milogreer1]

STAY AWAY FROM MY MOTHER ILL TEAR YOUR ESOPHAGUS OUT YOU

[bootyliciousbeta]

Woahhhhh take me out to dinner first shortie 😏

[bootyliciousbeta]

Say @milogreer1 ...

[betaliciousbenji]

Benji and Lily sittin in a tree~

Really? She's my girlfriend now. Of course we're K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

doing a bit more than that... I mean what?

[bootyliciousbeta]

Sooooooo.. am I gonna be meeting this Lily soon, kiddo?

ALSO WHAT DID YOU SAY THERE???

[betaliciousbenji]

🤨 You've only known her all her life.

NOTHING I SAID NOTHING

[bootyliciousbeta]

Nooooo you gotta bring her in and say "dad, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Lily" and I'll say "Nice to officially meet my son's *girlfriend*, Lily! Say, Benji, didn't you have a friend named Lily? Are they the same? Or... is this another Lily?"

And it'll be like, ohhhh here's girlfriend Lily, not bestie Lily 😼

[betaliciousbenji]

🙄 Daaad

Besides, she's MY bestie, papa. We're practically twins. Just like you and Uncle David were growing up!

[bootyliciousbeta]

.... ya know, I see the similarities kiddos. #likefatherlikeson 😎

[bootyliciousbeta]

Is this yours?

🤜 @betaliciousbenji

SON?!?!?!? WHEN DID YOU?? WHAT??? HOW COME YOU DIDNT TELL-

alright come downstairs and hop on smash with me kiddo, I'm not holding back and you WILL lose multiple times in a row for not telling me you're on here sooner

[betaliciousbenji]

What did I do now?

Oh! Yeah!

As long as I'm not in trouble for Lily skipping school on Monday

I saw Lena and Adrian had and felt left out.

Are you asking me to lose on purpose? Because you taught me better than that.

[bootyliciousbeta]

Son...

Why is Lily skipping school. Matter of fact why are you ALL wanting to skip school? Go to class, kiddo.

[betaliciousbenji]

Beeecause I forgot it was Monday and we spent all weekend in the woods 😬

[bootyliciousbeta]

What were you all doing in the woods, Benji?

And no lying. I know your tells, little man. 🤨

[bootyliciousbeta]

You and your mate are soooooo lady and the tramp vibes (/lh)

OH HELL YEAH @bootyliciousbaaabe 😼😘❤️‍🔥

[bootyliciousbeta]

Where was your first kiss?

In a cinema !!

...It was really bad, I spilled all our food on her when I leaned in cos I turned so quick 😮‍💨 ...then when I stood up to get her napkins after we kissed I slipped and fell on my wrist and sprained it

[betaliciousbenji]

Benji and Lily sittin in a tree~

Really? She's my girlfriend now. Of course we're K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

doing a bit more than that... I mean what?

[bootyliciousbeta]

Sooooooo.. am I gonna be meeting this Lily soon, kiddo?

ALSO WHAT DID YOU SAY THERE???

[betaliciousbenji]

🤨 You've only known her all her life.

NOTHING I SAID NOTHING

[bootyliciousbeta]

Nooooo you gotta bring her in and say "dad, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Lily" and I'll say "Nice to officially meet my son's *girlfriend*, Lily! Say, Benji, didn't you have a friend named Lily? Are they the same? Or... is this another Lily?"

And it'll be like, ohhhh here's girlfriend Lily, not bestie Lily 😼

[bootyliciousbeta]

Is this yours?

🤜 @betaliciousbenji

SON?!?!?!? WHEN DID YOU?? WHAT??? HOW COME YOU DIDNT TELL-

alright come downstairs and hop on smash with me kiddo, I'm not holding back and you WILL lose multiple times in a row for not telling me you're on here sooner

[betaliciousbenji]

What did I do now?

Oh! Yeah!

As long as I'm not in trouble for Lily skipping school on Monday

I saw Lena and Adrian had and felt left out.

Are you asking me to lose on purpose? Because you taught me better than that.

[bootyliciousbeta]

Son...

Why is Lily skipping school. Matter of fact why are you ALL wanting to skip school? Go to class, kiddo.

[bootyliciousbeta]

hiiiiiii!!!!! What's your social security number?

(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

420-69-8008

[bootyliciousbeta]

What's your favorite Disney movie?

Ooohhhhhhhh is this DISNEY Disney, like Mickey Mouse and shit? Orrrrrrr does pixar count too? Cos my all time favourite is Up, I cry every. Single. Time. But if we're talking DISNEY Disney, then Lady and the Tramp

[betaliciousbenji]

Benji and Lily sittin in a tree~

Really? She's my girlfriend now. Of course we're K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

doing a bit more than that... I mean what?

[bootyliciousbeta]

Sooooooo.. am I gonna be meeting this Lily soon, kiddo?

ALSO WHAT DID YOU SAY THERE???