#redacted shaw pack

[rainon88]

Now when Milo takes the pack on a vacation back home to New Jersey they can stop at Freddy’s and Sam can get the shit scared out of him in person.

[andyinchoate]

Sam headcanons

@cudavianka may it help your migraine

Sam only formed an opinion on country music when the pack uses it to mess with him. He doesn't hate it, he doesn't love it. But it elicits such intense embarrassment and begrudging humor that he tears up a little bit every time they play it. He has somehow managed to hide it thus far.

Asher has his phone and the speakers prepared to play some victory country music whenever Sam wins a video game. It's supposed to be 'encouraging,' allegedly.

He doesn't mind cows. He likes sheep. He's scared shitless of goats. Sam will run at their first sudden movement. His vampire speed comes in greatly helpful at those times.

Sam is a better driver than David.

He can't whistle very well and ever since his turning his fangs have made it even more of a challenge.

He can click his fingers very loudly and sharply. It's kind of startling because he moves so quietly.

He hasn't realised that his wardrobe has stuck to an earthy color pallet. He's just gravitated towards those hues. Mostly green, grey and sand flannels, some washed out denims. Even his business attire from working at Skyside leans to stony greys and matte leather shoes.

The only exceptions are the odd item from his younger days (the tank top. You know the one).

[angelfirexl2020]

Giving Redacted Characters our traits/past events

This includes both mental illnesses we suffer from or just things that happened at some point in our life.

There is no rhyme or reason, this is just because we wanted to :)

CW: Mentions of sexual content

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Mental Shit:

Sam, Porter and Darlin are systems/have a dissociative disorder

Asher, Angel, Darlin, Guy, Lasko, Huxley, Vincent, Elliot, Milo, and Freelancer are all audhd (Freelancer is in denial)

Milo, Darlin, Vincent, and Alexis have bpd

Treasure suffers from sleep paralysis

Honey, Alexis, Babe, Aaron, and Dear have chronic insomnia

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Shit that happened to us at some point:

Babe's parents are swingers (our parents were like that until we were 7)

Gabe left a 2 year old David alone for a minute to make lunch, and the pup fell out of a 2 story window. David landed safely in the grass and Gabe jumped from the balcony to get him

Geordi didnt get his driver's liscense until he was 21

When Asher was in 7th grade he tried to sneak up behind David. David was startled and grabbed Asher's arm and flipped the Beta over his shoulder onto the concrete. All Asher did was laugh and asked to be thrown again

Guy had a toxic friend from 8-10th grade who forced him to create extremely fucked up stories and would force him to act them out together (yes, even the sexual stuff)

Honey almost got into a fight in 7th grade when a group of kids were insulting their cousin

Huxley was given a schoolbus pass in 6th grade and decided to use it that day. When the bus dropped everyone off at some other middle school, he had to call his mom to pick him up. He never took the schoolbus again outside of field trips

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Hope you enjoyed

[coreenie]

milo mentioning sweetheart not having insurance after quitting...

[andyinchoate]

I need Sweetheart and Anton striking out on their own and starting an empowered private investigator business partnership.

I need them being their own bosses. I need them doing work that they love that does some actual good, just as intended. I need them being in control of their time and their workload.

And I need Sweetheart to fulfil their deepest desire to dress and act like a Film Noir protagonist without anyone calling them up on it.

[yannashaw]

EA spoilers

FREE FROM THE FUCKING SHACKLES OMFG SWEETHEART LETS THROW A PARTY

Also congrats to David Shaw on that new hire. A loss for the dept is a win for the Shaw Pack

[cowboyscallmedarlin]

im sorry WHAT teen in the pack said "I know a guy" and pointed at me????

[cowboyscallmedarlin]

Who the FAWK compared Shaw Security to Paw Patrol-