rambling

[boozling]

if anyone has a few minutes to spare, please aid in the classification of photos for hurricane melissa disaster response! it can do so much good, it's free, it's very quick, and can be done on mobile!

https://www.zooniverse.org/projects/alicemead/planetary-response-network-hurricane-melissa-2025

One of the runners of this program is my dear best friend, they have worked so hard on this, please reblog and share! 😁🙏❤

[fake-daily-watcher-tweets]

disclaimer: as always I want to mention that these are not real. they are made by me to be a joke. in no way do these actively reflect on the real ryan bergara, shane madej, or steven lim or anyone else that they come in contact with. this is a joke page and these are NOT real. they are supposed to be funny!

[boozling]

Day 2 of working at a daycare

Blonde child ran up to me as I was doing some printing, like "Boozling! Come with me! I gotta show you something, come come!" All excited and gleeful, so I dutifully put down my papers and followed, as it was obviously Very Important. There was a large toy box on the floor upside down in the next room. As I get closer the box shuffles, giggles, and 2 feet poke out. blonde child is giggling and sshh-ing the box, prompting me closer. The box very ungracefully got too it's feet, shouted "Boo!" and it is revealed that buzzcut child was hiding under it this whole time! They were, rightfully so, so gosh darn proud of their prank, literally vibrating with glee. As I laughed and retreated back to my printer, they reset their trap, blonde child and their unassuming but very important talking box. They plotted between giggles, scoping out red-haired child as their next target. Godspeed.

[boozling]

We are 5 mins into an intense stand-off to get his flea treatment on

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[gendercensus]

The 2025 Gender Census is now open!

[ Link to survey ]

The 12th annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 30th August 2025.

It’s short and easy, for most participants it takes 5 minutes or less.

After the survey is closed I’ll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a report summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like we’re part of a huge and diverse community.

If you think you might have friends and followers who’d be interested, please do reblog this blog post, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks. Every share is extremely helpful!

Survey URL: https://survey.gendercensus.com

The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.

If you can't wait for survey numbers, you can click here for a public spreadsheet of non-secret info with graphs as it comes in, updated manually a few times per day.

Thank you so much!

[ Link to survey ]

[boozling]

Interviewer: I see you were at your previous job for only 6 months?

Me: Yep! Full disclosure, I was fired

Interviewer: Would you care to elaborate?

Me: A member of upper management directly above me allegedly broke some heavy, heavy GDPR regulations with my personal deets, and I, yeah, I did go over their head and report it to the other upper management people without following the proper channels. I got put on paid leave for 2 weeks whilst they did an internal investigation, where I had to, yanno, present my numerous witnesses and alphabetized folder of evidence and such. They concluded it was all in my head, which is a terrible trait in a valued members of staff, I admit. On my first day back I was reported by an unnamed member of upper management for sharing my staff meal with an emotional support friend visiting me on my break, for which I admit I am guilty of gifting them my RRP 79p snack. It was deemed theft, so I got fired for gross misconduct

Interviewer: and you've been job hunting in the 3 months since?

Me: yeah, it's weird, I don't get many call-backs. Maybe it's my tie

[boozling]

Deleting all the junk apps off a new laptop and wtf how is this real. Whoever named your company fire them. Immediately

[boozling]

"This is one of those widespread far-reaching problems that spreads far and wide"

When you need to make that word count

[boozling]

You Only Frame Twice - trailer

OFMD FAN-MADE EPISODE, SCRIPTED BY DAVID JENKINS, THIS IS OUT NOW GO WATCH IT THIS IS NOT A DRILL THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE EYES ON THIS THERE'S ONLY 3000 VIEWS SO FAR GO GO GO

[rabidlitmajor]

Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus

[boozling]

Tattooist artists out there really be working miracles

My proposal: Big Foot on my foot, walking through some foliage that matches a minimalist foliage tattoo on my hand

Tattooist response:

[boozling]

"I'll let you know where their shots come from."

"Well, if you use tricky words like 'left' or 'north', I'm not gonna know what you're saying, so make sure you point, okay?"

Same, bro, same

[boozling]

[boozling]

I know, I know deep in my heart that there is a connection between Bedford, Bedfordshire, UK getting a Universal Studios, and Andy Mofoing Taint and The Other Taint getting extradited to the UK by the Bedfordshire Police