[bophamet]

they/them

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[bophamet]

can anyone for the love of fucking GOD please find the tom cruise baptism post from a million years ago. i feel insane i swear it's real i SWEAR!!!

[bonnieventure]

can i interest anyone in some peppermints? peppermint anyone

[crazysodomite]

Oh my god

[amberthetransvixen]

[salmonid333]

The Last TVSlop

[mooon-mermaid]

I wanna do this trend with Nikaido

[doublism]

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

[servicebunny]

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

[doublism]

i don't really think it's like that at all

[hawthornz]

I don’t know how to say this but you shouldn’t be attracted to children. There is something broken in your fucking brain if you’re attracted to children. If you are attracted to children you need therapy and psychiatric care; what you do not need is to reinforce that attraction through simulated children (which does result in child exploitation whether you like it or not) or coddling. It is not something you should accept about yourself. You should be fucking disturbed by those thoughts and you should want to make them go away. If you don’t, you’re a danger to children. Fuck off.

[hawthornz]

You fucking creeps only care about children’s liberation in so much as you want to fuck them.

[silky-selkie]

Mwah!

[eliza-suns-deactivated20260224]

i cooked so hard

[blossomedsloth]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[marsoid]

The tv man brain virus has gotten me too i fear…….

[weenwem]

It's TV time!

[bophamet]

i was so scared to come on here and see what everyone is saying about new homestuck. anyway when i found out about the animation i was so happy for 20 minutes until it said "directed by vivziepop" and then it became my 9/11

[contemptible-scoundrel]

seven nights of carnal passion in my lean-to

[contemptible-scoundrel]

let me treat u sexially girl

[phillip-bankss]

tipping

[shelbybunny]

homestuck if it was written by vivziepop

[shelbybunny]