[wiiwheel]

In the gay sex dungeon doing my crossword with a coffee, occasionally looking up with mild interest

[ryebreadgf]

Idk man my nervous system gets regulated from walking really really fast and elbowing groups of people taking up the whole sidewalk. like that’s what makes me feel at peace

[iheartvelma]

This window cat seat comes with a legend to identify the current occupant.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy

[cottagecub]

[junglejim4322]

It’s so hard being the worlds first living tragically died too young diva celebrity who is alive and isn’t famous

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[miss-mania]

I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

[grindrbooks]

[grindrbooks]

[dirtshrines]

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[flarhgunnstow]

Genuinely disoriented by this one

[despazito]

[despazito]

Awesome

[official-kircheis]

[boytransmission]

would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.