[wiiwheel]

In the gay sex dungeon doing my crossword with a coffee, occasionally looking up with mild interest

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[porcelaindollcheryl]

veronicas dreamed of having a gay boyfriend since she was a little girl but didnt bet on her gay boyfriend finding her dad really hot

[thepoisonroom]

a pet is basically your:

baby

roommate

Voting ended onJul 19

[userlindley]

RIVERDALE 4.03, Dog Day Afternoon

[longseasons]

Til the room smells diverse, equal, and inclusive

[dozydawn]

sheltie x german shepherd mix

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[dykecinema]

Indeed will be like do you want to work for "Bible and Jesus"

[marisatomay]

There are US Senators dying who have never died before

[suskiss]

louis before during and after saying the cruelest thing he can think of in any given situation

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have to butt mog some zoomers

[cheaphalloweencostume]

lo and the spirit compelled me to suffer the zoomers with mine own splendid ass, and to mog the children of men, that they might know the greatness of my hinderparts and thus may know fear🙏🏻

[weepyemperor]

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

[jewfrogs]

recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and

turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

[dailycatsblog]

[were--ralph]

This really says everything