Even hell can get comfy once you've settled in.

(my dms are open, but if you ask for pics I'll send my bf's dick)

[evoketheforms]

[intimatum]

Rebecca Lindenberg, The Believer interview

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[studentlifeproblems]

[soaringsearingphoenix]

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

[soaringsearingphoenix]

Like... i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced... i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty... i have to make sure i get exercise... i'm not qualified for this

[incarnate-clay]

Why would you abandon this in the tags? 

[zerostatereflex]

[beefstrugglenoff]

bare essentals

[theproblematicblogger]

He’s a minamilist

[funnelcloudd]

Where’s all his inside stuff

[glutenfree-himbo]

Didn’t need it

[ughimtrying]

his organs didnt spark joy

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if your organs don’t spark joy

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

So a friend of mine made this based off a fb status I made and now it’s *everywhere*

[gamecubist]

this post made me lose a follower

[nygmacere-deactivated20191104]

this post is the physical embodiment of “how could you say something so controversial yet so brave”

[tiredmess]

y’all I CANNOT

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[supertiggerwho]

As seen on FB. I don't even play, but damn if I'm not living for these right now.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[robertmitchum]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gay-irl]

Gay😊irl

[e-v-roslyn]

And they were

Roommates

[yeah-asbestos]

THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!!!

[im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh]

Oh My God

They

Were

ROOMMATES

[whitepeopletwitter]

[regularlesbian]

[regularlesbian]

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

[sage-hendricks]

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

[capitalism-is-a-disease]

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[whitepeopletwitter]