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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Today's Document
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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NASA
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@borderlineinsaneyeah
So my friend and her auntie went to watch 30 seconds to mars tonight and at the end of the show my friend caught Jareds guitar pick in her cleavage šš Anyway long story short IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME CATCHING SHANNONS DRUMSTICKS BETWEEN MY CLEVAGE šš But I'm chill about it, good for her š”š
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to āviolating one or more of Tumblrās Community Guidelinesā, but since my wish came true the first time, Iām putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITāS BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didnāt think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT āITS WORTH A TRYā SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didnāt expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever itās just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASNāT SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.Ā
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDNāT THINK IāD GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND IāM HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHITĀ
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok Iāve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL ITāS AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME.Ā I GOT A JACKET.
I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME.Ā I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING
guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works
I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :ā)
woah the notes letās hope my wish comes true
MY FUCKIGN WISH CAME TRU LMAO FOREVER!!!REBLOGGING!!!
Crossing my fingers
C'mon basement tapes š¤š»
Hereās hoping that my wish comes true
Hoping this isnāt fake, because those Hamilton tickets arenāt being paid for anytime soon.
WHAT THE FRICK FRACK SNICK SNACK IS THIS VOODOO WHICK WHACK
Why tf not? Hope this isnāt fake
Why not right?Ā
Haha why not. Itās a pretty gif anyway
Letās give it a shotā¦. hope my wish comes true
Reblog for those who have wishes to make. ā¤ļø
The phrase ābig girls need love tooā can die in a fire. Fucking me does not require an asterix. Loving me is not a fetish. Finding me beautiful is not a novelty. I am not a fucking novelty.
Rachel Wiley. (via borderlineinsaneyeah)
Iām having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, āWhat defines you?ā and he responded with, āNothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.ā
This is one of the best responses Iāve ever received to any of my questions.
I CANNOT.
Send me "have you evers" and I'm gonna answer with yes or no
'Ello š
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I gave a fair warning lol
@jaredletofuckmelikethedevil @ivornicole @laleggipensieri @danleto97 @nikki082489 @maliciousalishious @jayded-dreams @miss-shannanigans @hazeleyedleto @teggles07 @le-chat-vilain @nikkitasevoli @thestephodimera @letowolfie @missmaryallison @fyeahproudglambert @tomomilicevic @thefirethatfreezesme @ashmuck @spillinginkwithlove @sookieblack12
Sometimes, I forget.. and then.. šššš
Tbh I never understood why the term āthunder thighsā is supposed to be derogatory, it sounds like I am a terrifying weather goddess
Just tell people: āWhy yes, my thighs *were* blessed by an Asgardian diety. Thank you for noticing.ā
āHe murmured the blessing while he was between them, in fact.ā
My ex used to call me the devil; because Iād always make him want to sin.
(via borderlineinsaneyeah)
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Stop that right now
If Carlsberg did sexy... ššš
Jane Lane knew our current state of mind
@kmp78 I feel like this describes your presence on the Internet, you sassy shit. šš
sometimes i want to pull my hair out because i want to see just ONE female character i can relate to in terms of their romantic/sex life
i want to see a girl in her mid twenties who has never been kissed
i want to see a girl who is confused because she has literally no experience
a girl that has panic attacks when she thinks of sex and cant stop thinking about what kissing is like while also being terrified of it
a girl who cant figure out her sexuality because sheās never gotten to try
a girl who self destructs because shes terrified of how bigger her baggage gets with age
iām sick of seeing woman in tv and movies who date and have sex and still have relationship hangups, not because that doesnt exist but because i cant relate to those women
i want to turn on the tv and see a 25 year old woman who has never been with anyone, was genuinely not looked at for a long time and has become terrified of attention, whoās anxiety cheats them out of dating, who greets every birthday with this feeling of dread in the pit of their stomach because theyāre getting older and older and it feels weirder and more wrong with every passing year
i know iām not the only woman like this, but with the way the media is, itās maybe the most alienating baggage i carry. everywhere i look, itās weird that this is my experience. i feel ashamed and i feel scared that i one day have to tell a person to their face that iām am adult who has never had a first kiss. its terrifying and consuming and confusing and awful. you start to believe it isnt meant for you - not just sex, or intimacy, but fucking love itself. because you dont turn on the tv and see people like you. āunlucky in loveā means slightly clumsy and loud on dates and fear of commitment. its a quirky girl who probably has had sex with multiple people and just ~cant figure it out~!!!!!
i want a girl who feels so alone because she literally always has been
thatās what i wanna see
Nothing to add, 'cept, maybe
I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.
Put an assumption in my ask. Iāll confirm or dispute it. Iām not gonna be mean or anything, Iām just very interested. You can go anon if you want.
WHO DO YOU SHIP ME WITH? IT CAN BE A REAL OR FICTIONAL PERSON. COME ON I WANNA KNOW :)
