laura

she/her | 22 | gelphie truther

[boredhufflepuff]

if you ever think that you had the worst marvel watching experience, just remember that endgame came out on my SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY

[boredhufflepuff]

i have thought of nothing but shirtless jack abbot full-body blushing for samira mohan for two days

[megansimard]

Oh God...

[boredhufflepuff]

take all of ivy lynn’s pain, triple it, and give it to derek wills

[helyeahmangocheese]

2026 another year of fully believing in grey streaks percabeth well past the 2nd prophecy and into adulthood

[dailybrittanysnowpics]

[boredhufflepuff]

“loving her body and everybody else’s” britt. be so for real right now.

[boredhufflepuff]

so what if i hypothetically posted the first two chapters of a madhel fic where ernest and madeline are in a lavender marriage and ernest has a boyfriend would that be something people are interested in

[this-girl-in-the-bubble]

Gelphie being the first gays to NOT be friends of Dorothy is actually frying me, they hated her ass

[boredhufflepuff]

finally started SMASH and i’m only one episode in but how did they ever consider anyone but ivy???? she IS marilyn i am incredibly baffled

[boredhufflepuff]

get karen OFF my screen i am so serious

[boredhufflepuff]

also anjelica huston’s character should be legally allowed to shoot her ex husband

[boredhufflepuff]

finally started SMASH and i’m only one episode in but how did they ever consider anyone but ivy???? she IS marilyn i am incredibly baffled

[boredhufflepuff]

get karen OFF my screen i am so serious

[boredhufflepuff]

idk but something about benoit blanc carrying around an ipad mini makes perfect sense to me

[specialvalentinesunit]

[armand-a-cups]

those middle aged women are having loony toons style sex on a broadway stage as we speak btw. if u even care.

[boredhufflepuff]

i love this ridiculous app because yes that’s exactly what the show is but you can’t say that publicly anywhere else

[boredhufflepuff]

finally started SMASH and i’m only one episode in but how did they ever consider anyone but ivy???? she IS marilyn i am incredibly baffled

[major-jamie-hill-deactivated201]

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

[shez-bitchy]

he cheated. on his wife.

[outsidersmark]

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

fave things about this post:

the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut

calling any founding father a slut

the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS

that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210

210 slutty, slutty years

the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS

the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence

i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.

His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock

i barely know who alexander hamilton is

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2014

[multi-fandom-nutjob]

The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.

[boredhufflepuff]

this is the single funniest post i’ve seen on this godforsaken app what do you mean it PREDATES THE MUSICAL

[thesweetiepienovels]

Actually, you are enough. Even if you don’t work. Or study. Or go out. Or have friends. Or have family. You’re enough because you exist and your existence is enough to be enough because you are not a product. You are not a sum of output. You are not a task to complete. But because you are something the universe wanted and put here even if you’ll never understand why. Somewhere in the cosmos your existence makes a difference, even if it’s not the way others existences do.

[boredhufflepuff]

i’m watching the rookie for the first time and i’m up to season seven so i’m still new here but can i say wesley evers is just the best? he has no real importance to the story other than sometimes offering legal advice and loving his wife but i just love him. am i the only one?