Moved

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boredmachine

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MOVED

You will no longer find this character here. The owner has moved accounts for personal reasons. (Not due to any RP-drama.)

The url 'boredmachine' has been retired.

Take care of yourselves and enjoy your RPing future!

Sites You May Locate Me At:

New Sherlock Holmes Home: [CLICK] Sebastian Moran (BBC): [CLICK] Skara Devang (OC): [CLICK]

[boredmachine-moved]

Moved

You will no longer find this character here. The owner has moved accounts for personal reasons. (Not due to any RP-drama.) You are welcome to locate the new Sherlock Holmes site on your own, but no assitance will be given.

The url 'boredmachine' has been retired.

Take care of yourselves and enjoy your RPing future!

[boredmachine-moved]

MOVING

I'm not deleting this site because I have some important stuff in storage here, but I am no longer going to be found here.

Feel free to unfollow this account.

[boredmachine-moved]

I keep looking at everything I'm doing and it seems like I'm boring or something? I don't know. I know better. I don't suck. I'm always being told I don't suck.

I just. I think I'm in a decline with my brain and nothing I'm thinking is very positive. And a part of my brain knows I'm just having a bad day, but the rest won't stop.

I want to cry right now for no real reason.

And I don't want to bother anyone because it's going to go away in a day or two like it always does.

It upsets me.

This account upsets me. Because I wanna keep it steady like I used to, but every time I do I feel overwhelmed and pressured and drift away instead of replying.

I don't know how to fix that. I've tried so many different things to change the feeling. And I can't think of a single one other than starting a new site for Sherlock without telling more than a few people who consistently RP with him where I've taken him.

I don't know what to do today.

I just don't feel good.

[voodooling]

Another lazy doodle.

[murderbynecessity-archive-blog]

[.ooc.]

April 1st be an hour over for me.

So, all done now.

Everything’s back to normal.

<3

[theconsultingspider]

SHERLCOK Y U NO LOV ME NO MORE U PROMISSST

[boredmachine-moved]

I never uttered a word of hate to you. Only toward the sins you commit.

[theconsultingspider]

u jus admitted u don hate me

THAT DUN MEAN U LOV ME THO

DON’T TRY TO TRICK ME

R00D

[boredmachine-moved]

I love all of God's creations.

[boredmachine-moved]

[[help you're exacerbating my priest fetish]]

(( I apologize? Only not at all.

???? ))

[boredmachine-moved]

 hannawolfcross said: “Are you going to a costume party? Cuz I don’t see why you’d be dressed as a priest otherwise.”

[boredmachine-moved]

The easy solution to your confusion is that I am a priest and that is why I am wearing the collar.

[hannawolfcross-deactivated20200]

“Whaaaattt??”

[boredmachine-moved]

"I am. An ordained. Priest." Repeats slowly.

[boredmachine-moved]

[Covered the spider with a cup to trap him and hide the ‘mating dance’.]

I have no interest in going against the will of God.

[theconsultingspider]

[forever crying]

[boredmachine-moved]

You shall not be released until you are repentant and cease your sexual solicitations with a species you are not meant to procreate with.

[theconsultingspider]

SHERLCOK Y U NO LOV ME NO MORE U PROMISSST

[boredmachine-moved]

I never uttered a word of hate to you. Only toward the sins you commit.

[boredmachine-moved]

 hannawolfcross said: “Are you going to a costume party? Cuz I don’t see why you’d be dressed as a priest otherwise.”

The easy solution to your confusion is that I am a priest and that is why I am wearing the collar.

[boredmachine-moved]

thecockspider replied to your post: hai bb. u wanna see mah dance? mah matin dance?

BUT IT LOOKS NICE

It would also be erotic and I am under an oath of celibacy.

I have no interest in your fornication dance.

[theconsultingspider]

TOO BAD

I WILL PERFORM IT

ANYWAY

[boredmachine-moved]

[Covered the spider with a cup to trap him and hide the ‘mating dance’.]

I have no interest in going against the will of God.

[theconsultingspider]

[forever crying]

[boredmachine-moved]

You shall not be released until you are repentant and cease your sexual solicitations with a species you are not meant to procreate with.

[boredmachine-moved]

"Sherlock? Did you take some weird meds or some shit?"

No, I have not.

[boredmachine-moved]

thecockspider replied to your post: hai bb. u wanna see mah dance? mah matin dance?

BUT IT LOOKS NICE

It would also be erotic and I am under an oath of celibacy.

I have no interest in your fornication dance.

[theconsultingspider]

TOO BAD

I WILL PERFORM IT

ANYWAY

[boredmachine-moved]

[Covered the spider with a cup to trap him and hide the 'mating dance'.]

I have no interest in going against the will of God.

[boredmachine-moved]

What'd ya do? Punch a puppy? Lose a bet?

Excuse you. I went to uni for six years to study theology and was ordained as a Roman Orthodox Catholic priest. That is what I did.

[99problemsandmore]

But it’s not like I c-can stop beinga v-vampire…

[boredmachine-moved]

You can stop committing sins with the excuse of vampirism.

[99problemsandmore]

What sins, though??? I haven’t done anything bad. ;///;

[boredmachine-moved]

You have murdered to feed yourself and have fornicated with men.