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@boribjorgman
aryapendragon:
Eh, I’m not saying you gotta lie about yourself. Just stretch the truth a little! You can know you’re a wimp and still not say it.
I can’t stretch the truth any more than I can stretch, period! I kind of say what’s on my mind too much. It’s a curse and a gift.
aryapendragon:
Haha, I was giving you an out there, dude. You don’t have to be so willing to admit that you’re a wimp.
Why not admit it, though? Lying about yourself to people is no fun, and anyone who's talked to me for more than two minutes knows it's true.
Sure, the cold never really bothered her, but that didn’t mean Haverly didn’t like an excuse to curl up under a big, fluffy blanket and do nothing but watch movies all day. And on a particularly cold and windy day like it was, she was taking advantage of the chill to, well, chill. And who better to chill with than her favorite cousin and movie critic. “Why isn’t this movie played like all the time though, like really?” She asked, munching on a bit of popcorn while Fiona closed herself into her cave and giggling at Shrek and Donkey’s confusion. “Like really, this movie is how old now? And it’s still a lot better than half the movies out today.” Haverly paused for a second, as if pondering that statement over. “Maybe even like… three quarters of them.”
📺 Watch a movie while being cozy in bed | @boribjorgman
Maybe some people would’ve thought it was sad or weird that Bori’s best friends were his cousins, but those people just weren’t lucky enough to have as great of a family as he did. It was nice to get days where he wasn’t filming or editing an AuraTube movie commentary video and where his and Haverly’s schedules lined up enough to do something lowkey. Watching Shrek with his favorite person? Who could ask for a better relaxation day?
He put down his hot apple cider at the question and smiled, glad that somebody got it. “I’d vote it’s better than 90% of movies now,” Bori laughed. “But honestly, it’s probably because it became such a meme. Memes have a way of immortalizing things one way or another or -- oh, this is the best part!” he yelled, silencing himself as Donkey started to question Shrek as to why he had walls up in the first place, on who he was trying to keep out.
“Everyone, all right?” Bori said in time with Shrek, though the desperation in his voice no way matched the film’s superiority. As the monologue went on, Bori mouthed along word by word, a heavy and adoring sigh leaving his body when he was done, when Shrek sadly admitted “They judge me before they even know me. That’s why I’m better off alone.”
“Pure poetry,” he sighed again, looking at the television like it was his one true love. “It makes you laugh, it makes you cry! What more do people want? Just because the third movie wasn’t as good, it shouldn’t erase all this. You’re the only one in the world who understands me.”
aryapendragon:
Like you said, that’s your opinion, bud. But, eh, there’s nothing wimpy about not wanting to get into fights. That’s like diplomatic and stuff, Artie could talk more about it than me. Which is why I’m the knight in the family, haha.
Diplomatic means you have to be good at talking though, right? Which Artie totally is, and good for him, but I'm not. I mean, I'm good at talking a lot, but that's not the same thing. Is there a choice that's not wimpy or diplomatic but somewhere in between?
aryapendragon:
Like, when someone challenges the honor of you, your family, or someone you care about? Honor duels are always a good time for violence. Or if you’re at a bar, and some drunk dude gets all gross and pushy with your friend. There are loads of times, honestly.
Neither of those sound like a time where violence is necessary to me, if I'm being honest. Someone challenging your honor or the honor of someone you care about already lost by being so dumb as to challenge other people's honors at all, and bars have security guards for that... but hey, that's all one wimpy boy's opinion. And I mean real wimpy. I was scared of pigeons till I was thirteen.
text ✉️* shori
Shaun: It's called voyeurism, dude. Have you like, not heard of it? Some people just get off getting off in public. I don't get it, but it's a thing.
Shaun: Some people will bang anywhere, think about that the next time you're just out and about and you see like a park bench. There are people that would bang there.
Bori: No? It sounds like a weird form of ventriloquism, and I know what that is!
Bori: I JUST SAID I WAS GLAD BEING OBLIVIOUS, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!
aryapendragon·:
Haha, I wouldn’t say violence is never the answer, but whatever floats your boat, bud.
Yeah! Uh, pretty much anything with a horse or a fight or anything like that. I could also probably get tossed out a window as long as you swapped out the glass for like, safety glass or something.
Okay, I'll bite. When is it the answer?I'd never throw someone out of actual glass, don't worry, but damn this is exciting! More opportunities are immediately born, huzzah!
Guys… getting a dog right before the semester started was such a bad idea… I miss my little Flurry already!! She’s so cute, you guys have no idea. You know that little white dog from Secret Life of Pets? She wags her tail just like that and is just as poofy… It’s so cute!! Now I’m debating if getting something to keep in my dorm will make me miss her less or more…
I told you! You get attached way too easily, it's our family's greatest strength and their worst weakness, I knew Flurry would be way too missable. What do you mean though, when you say "getting something to keep in your dorm to make you miss her less"?
aryapendragon·:
I’m usually cool with them, but these idiots must be new or something. Eh, I'm probably gonna ignore them or wind up beating them up after class. Ya know, either or.
Yeesh, good luck with that. I’m not good at creative stuff like that, so I dunno how you’re gonna do that. But, if you need extras or a stunt double or something, lemme know!
Well, I'm crossing my fingers that it's the ignoring them option that ends up going down! What they're doing is uncool, yeah, but violence is never the answer and whatnot. Or whatever. I don't know, ignore me!
A stunt double! That's pretty neat. What kind of stunts do you think you'd be able to pull?
text ✉️* shori
Shaun: Not saying that anyone does! But it's definitely happened dude, and when it did, it's not as quiet as the couple thinks they're being.
Shaun: Not as far as I'm aware, but I also wasn't aware of the things that went on in the ball pit until recently so.... I'm apparently not that observant.
Bori: That's so upsetting, you have no idea. Why don't they save that for the bedroom? The movies are for movies!! I'm like five seconds away from getting a job at a movie theater just to stop this gross injustice.
Bori: Not being that observant about where people bang is kind of a gift. I know I'm glad that I'm oblivious to it sometimes lol.
Welp, I’m calling it now. I hate the basic dude bros in my Physiological Basis of Voluntary Movement class even more than I hate the class itself. One guy literally walked in today and tried to tell me I was in the wrong class. Buddy, I’ve unfortunately been here since the first day of class, and you calling me “girly” doesn’t help.
Anyways, I hope everyone else’s classes aren’t sucking as bad as mine.
Yikes! I have to admit, I've never been great at hanging out with basic bro dude types and I've always seen that as a bad thing because, you know, guy friends. But if that's how they act, I guess I'm glad. I hope ignoring them gets easier? Or better yet, that they stop being jerks.
And my classes are...fine? I have to write and direct a short film by the end of the semester and I have no idea what to do for that, like, at all. My whole grade in this class is based on this one project so its high stress.
text 💬* borley
Haley: So sort of like BeastFeed? Are the cast of the videos as cute as the people on BeastFeed? Becuase ngl that's like, a major selling point for me! I can't even think of like 73 other animated movies but I also like, missed 17 years of learning that kind of stuff.
Haley: I mean, I had them on as background noise but it ended up sort of being a Shrek and chill kind of deal?
Haley: Why not? It was like cute and beautiful and emotionally deep!
Bori: Sort of! Formatted differently though. Exhibit A, you don't actually SEE any of the people doing the countdowns. It's all voice overs and video clips which I personally like better tbh but to each their own! I have a movie critique channel on AuraTube too, which mainly focuses on animated movies and could probably catch you up on the learning you missed, but if cuteness of the host matters that much I can recommend some other channels!
Bori: I can't tell if I find Shrek and chill hot or vastly offensive to the movie lol.
Bori: It WAS cute and beautiful and emotionally deep, I'm not saying it wasn't! It's a great movie that explains complex ideas as simply to children as it can without talking down to them and while also being entertaining for any-aged viewer. It's just that we live in a time where there's a LOT of movies that fit in that criteria now, so while Inside Out is probably top tier, having it be number one feels hasty. There's a lot for it to compare to.
text 💬~ bummer
Summer: Well, if there were some kind of antidote I could give you to make those feelings go away, I absolutely would, because I happen to think you're pretty great! But I know actions speak louder than words and my busy schedule probably makes my actions neutral at best, and whoever made you feel that way right about now clearly was on the WRONG side of neutrality, but... if you need a supply organization buddy, maybe it could be a step in the right direction on the whole 'showing Bori he's wonderful' thing!
Summer: Maybe you should demonstrate for me! So I can learn first from a pro!
Bori: If there was some kind of antidote for these feelings, I'd pay you literally all the money I have to take it lol so thank you. And what a coincidence, I happen to think YOU'RE pretty great! And your actions don't change my thinking that lol. I even believe you think I'm great, which is cool. I have a hard time with that usually but anyone willing to help ME organize stuff must at the very least be good at tolerating me lol.
Bori: And yeah, for sure! So long as you promise not to judge me if I lose to the giant jelly the first time...or the first few times.
boribjorgman:
“I’ll never complain about a laugh or two,” Bori agreed, raising his fingers in the shape of an L to his forehead to indicate that he was the real loser in the scenario and he knew it. He didn’t mind though. It was nice to be bright and upbeat like he tried to be, and Summer made it easy.
“What, you don’t like vampires?” Bori asked, judging by her face. “Is it because you read Twilight? Because the first movie was actually lowkey baller, says I, the movie reviewer.” Bori considered her point. “Maybe you just need to eat more greasy food then! Because tots don’t have that effect on me. You’re eating too healthy, Sums! It’s becoming a problem.”
“I like real vampires, like, the ones I can hang out with back home. But vampires in fiction are mostly a bust – especially in Twilight. Like, I’m all for anything that gets kids reading but that phase did not last long and it didn’t last long for a reason,” Summer giggled, surprised to hear Bori stanning Twilight. “And hey, I can eat other greasy foods just fine! Like, deep dish pizza? Chorizo? I’m all for those! Tots and hashbrowns just aren’t my thing, sorry!”
TEXT ✉️# BUNNY
Sunny: Bright and shiny like my name! How about you?
Sunny: I'd like to say yes but I'm also super biased! But I do know she'd love more recommendations! And I need something else stuck on loop for a change lol
Bori: I wish my name meant something so that I had a bit like that LOL. I'm doing okay? I'll be better once it gets colder tbh. No offense to sunshine but I love me some ice.
Bori: You're not just biased, she's also adorable :-P AND YAY, GOOD. There's this series on Crownflix called SuperMonsters about preschoolers who are human in the daytime and monsters at night and they're just so wholesome and play together and learn the values of sharing and friendship and despite having monsters in the title it's one of the least scary and most happy things I've ever watched. Plus its educational! Also Abominable is coming out soon in theaters -- it looks like it'll be another awesome DreamWorks movie, have you heard of it?
text ✉️* shori
Shaun: People do stuff in theaters all the time, what are you talking about? You've never gone to a movie and seen that one couple in the very back making out? Yeah, they were about to do it
Shaun: That's just the ball pit lol it's not like they were banging in the kitchen
Bori: NO! Who watches the audience when they go to the movies? Its called the MOVIES, hello?! That's just disrespectful to cinema as an art form, I'm shaking.
Bori: ...HAS anyone banged in the kitchen?
text ✉️シ borizona
Arizona: Um, yes?! Who says it's not cool?? Whoever those people are, they're not nice and therefore their opinions don't matter! Aw, maybe we'll have to find someone who can make the donkey-dragon babies. OMG I want a Puss In Boots now too! All the adorable plushies!
Bori: I don't know, PEOPLE! I'm sure if you picked someone at random they'd said it wasn't cool or at least that we're too old for it. Felix Stabbington told me I'd never get laid with my stuffed animals out on display because it makes me seem five years old and while getting laid isn't my goal I didn't like being called five years old!! Finding someone who can make the donkey-dragon babies would be awesome, but I'm not getting my hopes up there, they have such a unique character design lol. YESSS GET A PUSS IN BOOTS, YOU DESERVE IT! Do you have any others???
