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@haleyofhearts
text 💬シ galey
Gani: That sounds like its only fun for you three, which leaves plenty of room for the rest of the world to think its tacky, sort. What DOES it even stand for???
Gani: Yeah, agreed. Tall wedges just look like Cruise Ship Barbie or something. Tall heels look the best. Sorry you can't use my little trick to stabilize them :-P
text 💬$ haldie
Freddie: Lena would fuck in any element lol. I gotta give it to you though, that meadow and cute pond situation sounds way too her, to the point where I wouldn't be surprised if it's already happened. Maybe not with a sweaty cowboy. I don't doubt she would, because a daddy kink just feels right there, but there don't seem to be many hot cowboys around in the first place, do there?
Freddie: LOL you're way more than two things all the time so that's very good news, but if you expect me to name them all, forget it :-P besides, if wrecking ball was your only thing, I wouldn't be able to write songs about you because Miley kinda stole that title. Of course you have a penis pan, ofc. You should make me a penis pastry soon, now I'm hungry. RIGHT?! It almost makes me miss classes back on the Isle, when being late was encouraged and skipping was even better. Almost.
Freddie: 💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜
text 💬* borley
Bori: Sort of! Formatted differently though. Exhibit A, you don't actually SEE any of the people doing the countdowns. It's all voice overs and video clips which I personally like better tbh but to each their own! I have a movie critique channel on AuraTube too, which mainly focuses on animated movies and could probably catch you up on the learning you missed, but if cuteness of the host matters that much I can recommend some other channels!
Bori: I can't tell if I find Shrek and chill hot or vastly offensive to the movie lol.
Bori: It WAS cute and beautiful and emotionally deep, I'm not saying it wasn't! It's a great movie that explains complex ideas as simply to children as it can without talking down to them and while also being entertaining for any-aged viewer. It's just that we live in a time where there's a LOT of movies that fit in that criteria now, so while Inside Out is probably top tier, having it be number one feels hasty. There's a lot for it to compare to.
text 💬! healey
Heath: Weird I literally was just on those pages lol but that's the internet for you, I guess. But it's more on the first name side, since that's the one people use the most I guess. Like my name means "someone who lived at, on, or by, a moor or heath". Wow, no wonder I'm so boring, even my name is boring.
Haley: It DOES? I just thought you were one of those toffee bars! Which are like delicious but also get your mouth all stuck together and then you can't do better things with your mouth and ugh, yikes. I don't even know what moors and heaths ARE, why are there so many different names for types of land? We didn't have that kind of variety back home.
text 💬@ hoa
Noa: Wow, we can't be friends anymore. Not if you hate on Harley Quinn like that.
Noa: Don't be jealous because she stole your color scheme and rocks it better than you 😈
Haley: Wow, RUDE! I don't look like I was dumped into a vat of crazy so I think I should always be hotter than Harley!
Haley: Also, she's like, a cartoon most of the time. Do you get off to cartoons now? Tsk tsk, real girls are way more interesting.
text 💬シ helle
Elle: Yeah? I don't think she wants to fix that atm, actually! Also she likes Chad and Audrey too much for me to believe that her taste in #relationshipgoals wouldn't be garbage. So I'm a great role model in ways that don't involve getting her laid??????
Haley: Are you sure? Maybe she's just saying that because no one's told her how to do it the fun way or because she thinks no one wants to get it on with her! You need to explore all your options here! But also, yikes! Haven't they been broken up like... 5ever?
Send 🙌 for our muses to compete in the cornhole tournament together. (Lena)
toss toss for @joleneslim
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🙌 for our muses to compete in the cornhole tournament together.
“Do you think I look like a slutty pumpkin?” Haley asked, adjusting the orange top that she’d worn for the festival as she and Lena prepared to take their cornhole stances. She’d been praying they’d be going head to head with cute guys, and she hadn’t been disappointed -- now, she was just worried about whether her boobs would look good when she was bending to throw the beanbag or not. “Because I kind of want to look like one, but also not everyone thinks pumpkins are yummy, so like... we need to come up with some kind of signal, if I look bad during this. You’re going to be standing across from me, you’ll have the best view, so just... I don’t know, start bored-braiding your hair if I need to adjust or something?”
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text 💬~ hena
Lena: ME! I hate mess! It's not that frustrating since I never put away anything that I know would be picked back up, but it doesn't hurt to get the actual trash out of the way.
Lena: THAT'S DIFFERENT. SAY IT HOW YOU MEAN IT. Boo, I think you should. Maybe you should try to seduce Gil in ways not involving food? You'd make really adorable babies.
Haley: I mean, I guess I'd take it out like... before it overflows? You know what would be better? A trash chute. I love how Auradon just lets you throw things away and they fall forever and ever until they're gone and not your problem anymore!
Haley: Do you think he'd like... get it, though? I've tried to drop hints about certain foods being really sexy or whatever but he's never gotten turned on that I can tell!
aryapendragon:
Welp, I’m calling it now. I hate the basic dude bros in my Physiological Basis of Voluntary Movement class even more than I hate the class itself. One guy literally walked in today and tried to tell me I was in the wrong class. Buddy, I’ve unfortunately been here since the first day of class, and you calling me “girly” doesn’t help.
Anyways, I hope everyone else’s classes aren’t sucking as bad as mine.
Oh, bummer! Usually having like, cute, funny guys in class is one of the highlights of it. Like, I know it’s supposed to be learning that I’m there for, but staring is just as important, sometimes.
Do you think they have like... any redeeming qualities? Or are they all a major waste of time?
text 💬$ haldie
Freddie: It wouldn't be a concubine cabin without a hot tub! Hot tubs bring out everyone's slutty side for some reason 😋 I have to agree with you there, Mr. Hercules is a snack and a half 🤤 Poseidon, really? I could see that for you, actually. Out of the three of you, me, and Lena, you seem most likely to fuck in water 💦
Freddie: Honey, you're already a sexy badass AND a cute human wrecking ball 😘 mostly the second but every woman is badass, never forget it. Mancakes sound like something you'd make for a bachelorette party LOL. Girl, thank the Lord for texting under the table. I wanna do well in classes and all but going that long without talking to people is so boring.
Freddie: 💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜
Haley: Hey! I could totally see Lena banging in like, a little meadow that has a cute pond or something after a sweaty horseback ride with a sexy cowboy! Unless that's too much of a weird almost-daddy kink and she'd rather like, idk, find a Tarzan type who's been swinging through the trees following her all day to stare.
Haley: OMG I love when I get to be two things at once, being limited is so boring. Like, can you imagine? There's so much of me to give, just being a wrecking ball forever and ever would be tragic. LOL I MEAAAAAAN... I definitely have a penis shaped mold and it's just for baking, I haven't been making any plaster de penis or anything. Right??? Ugh, why can't classes come in like, fifteen minute snippets? Those are way more digestible.
Haley: ❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
text 💬シ galey
Gani: Three girls from the Isle calling themselves E.V.I.L.? A little tacky. It'd be like if I was in a band called The Witches. What does E.V.I.L. even stand for?
Gani: Yeah, sure, like heels lol. I've gotten up to five inch heels before but only for special occasions, like dances. What about you? You're not exactly a giant either haha.
Haley: That's the fun of it, E.V.I.L. doesn't stand for what you think it stands for - it's like, a play on people's expectations!
Haley: Anything over four I start to get wobbly - unless it's like, platformed or wedged, but those just don't look cute when they get too tall, you know?
text 💬* borley
Bori: That's just the name of the channel LOL it has nothing to do with the Powerpuff girls monkey... I don't think anyway 😂 WatchMojo videos are more media-based and fun than "credible", like Top Ten Times Ross Gellar from Friends was The Worst or Top Ten Movies to Make You Cry, stuff like that. That IS super low, not just compared to the way I talk about them, but compared to how good they ACTUALLY are.
Bori: Wait, have you not seen the movies?
Bori: That's a good movie but it shouldn't be the top of list, so YAY, validation that the writers are wrong!
Haley: So sort of like BeastFeed? Are the cast of the videos as cute as the people on BeastFeed? Becuase ngl that's like, a major selling point for me! I can't even think of like 73 other animated movies but I also like, missed 17 years of learning that kind of stuff.
Haley: I mean, I had them on as background noise but it ended up sort of being a Shrek and chill kind of deal?
Haley: Why not? It was like cute and beautiful and emotionally deep!
text 💬~ hena
Lena: What!? You clean up throughout the party so you can go to bed when you want and comfortably sleep off your hangover!! 😟
Lena: You cannot! WELL DUH. BUT YOU SAID HOP ON. WHICH I TOOK TO MEAN HOP ON LITERALLY! Speaking of your apparent disdain for condoms tho, you crushing on anyone lately? Anyone like...father of your future child worthy?
Haley: Whaaaat? Who cleans up a party as it's happening? Lena, you're such a weirdo! It's so frustrating when you put something away just to watch party-goers immediately pick it back up!
Haley: METAPHORICALLY HOPPING ON! GETTING THAT DICK IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM? Ummm.... no? Should I be? I figure someday I'll just feed Gil so much he'll fall in love with me and beg me to marry him.
text 💬シ helle
Elle: Avoiding jungle sex is absolutely not a problem with Margaery and nooo, if Charming BUT me is doing hoe shit, that's how the news gets out fastest!
Haley: Wait, omg, do you have a baby virgin sister? YOU SHOULD BE HELPING HER FIX THAT STAT, what kind of like big sister role model are you?
text 💬! healey
Heath: Well, see, that's part of the study right there. The whole do our names give other preconceived notions about our personalities just because of the kind of name we have thing. But here! Some light reading: https://theweek.com/articles/477557/how-names-influence-destinies, https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-26634477
Haley: Don't they? I mean, people are super nice to me because my name's about hearts, and they're super nice to Lena because her name's about being skinny, but I bet they're the least nice to Freddie because her name SOUNDS like she has a big bad voodoo dad. And boooo, the link broke - apparently Donald Trump didn't like it because it just took me to a picture of him on a wrecking ball.
text 💬@ hoa
Noa: Where the fuck have you been? Harley Quinn isn't 'deformed and gross' that bitch is hot, even if she is a clown.
Haley: I said 'usually!' So even if you do have a total boner for Harley Quinn that doesn't mean Tuxedo Bird and Demented Clown and Burned Face and like Steroid Mask Man are hot in any way, ew!
Haley: But also Harley Quinn is yucky bye.