Highly_Pineapple

Hello. I'm just a big boring wet toad. You can call me big boring toad or Mr Toad. don't mind me guys. I don't really do art. I don't really write. I just watch whatever's on the telly. So you have no reason to send me anything through that small ask box. I'm an old toad with he/him pronouns.... is that how you use those things? I don't have youtube, or pinterest, or AO3. I'm that boring.

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

Hello. I'm Mr Toad. I don't know what else to tell you.

OOC:

MOD IS A MINOR THIS IS FOR THE FUNSIES. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL AND NO NSFW.

Mod is @justcallmedom31

Tagging for fame ig @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @tagging-officals-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @evil-bread-offical

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

*gays you*

What is a gay?

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

youre the most amazing old toad ive ever seen in all my millenia of being physically tied to the forest floor

-@evilhag-offical

Oh thank you nipper, though why are you restrained to the woodland grounds?

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

JUST ONE LOOK AND I CAN HEAR A BELL RINGG

What? I cannot hear a single thing, what's the matter with you?

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

What is that cloud called again

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

*teleports you to a hill dotted with flowers, with the clearest night sky you've ever witnessed, where the stars are abound like glitter and dusted across the sky, where the milky way is embroidered across the blanket of night, and where the magnificence of the galaxy is clear at last*

-⭐

the sky is nice today.

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

i am baking cake, would anyone like some?

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

The sun is setting

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

It's cloudy outside again

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

You guys are bored of me aren't you.

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

fixes your telly

My telly! you fixed my telly! I can finally watch on my telly! Thank you so very much good stranger!

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

Toad

–@evil-man-offical

Yes lad? What do you need?

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

My telly is still broken, but me lavenders is blooming

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

do you like the books frog and toad?

They are quite lovely books. Why do you ask?

[calcium-is-screaming]

cuz ur a toad

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

I see, thank you

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

do you like the books frog and toad?

They are quite lovely books. Why do you ask?

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

ribbit ribribbit

Don't you talk about my mother!

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

Hi Mr. Toad I love you

I love you too?? Why are so many people saying "I love you" to me..