professor captepilar is my hubby and my life

I'm a blonde. lol randum

[boringblondebasketballblogger]

"No homo"

"SERIOUSLY!?!"

"Sorry Ma'am, we just ran out of homo this morning, but I can assure you we will refuel it by tomorrow."

"That's alright, thanks for your time."

[redheadedamericangirl]

[redheadedamericangirl]

When you’re up late having a sleepover with your friends and you all want to get a snack, but you have to sneak past your parent’s room.

[redheadedamericangirl]

When you walk in on someone sitting around in a towel hours after they took a shower.

[boringblondebasketballblogger]

ALLEGHANY COLLEGE SUCKKKSSSSS

[boringblondebasketballblogger]

I cry at night thinking about how I'm not ginger and sexy like my bestiest best friend Cindy....but then I feel better knowing I'm Mrs. Kelseybabelsey Mott :)

[redheadedamericangirl]

So I named my vagina ‘The Meat Grinder’ because:

1. it can grind on meat &

2. I can tell guys I’m going to put their dick in a meat grinder and it will actually be a pleasant surprise. 

[redstrawberryginger]

Cut my own bangs the other day…… and am still loving them! xx

[boringblondebasketballblogger]

I WISH I WAS AS SEXY AND CUTE AND FUNNY AND PERFECT AND BADONKALICIOUS AS YOU CINDY!!!<3

[boringblondebasketballblogger]

$wag

My bff, Cindy, redheadedamericangirl, is so sexy, I am so happy she is marrying my brother Brennan. I ship them so hard. They would be so cute together. There marriage is going to be so perfect. I SO love the idea of them having a child and naming it after me! (Loser B. Terhune-Gilbert-Cotter) CINDY AND BRENNAN 5EVA!

[redheadedamericangirl]

Selfie because I’m about to hit my next hundred, yah. New followers, this is my face.

[boringblondebasketballblogger]

Lookin' fiinneeeee.

[redheadedamericangirl]

 So yesterday, at my sister’s birthday party, we played messy twister and I pushed Nick around in my shopping cart.

[boringblondebasketballblogger]

I'm such a loser for missing that.

[redheadedamericangirl]

Lost my 8-bits in the waves at Ocean City today.

[boringblondebasketballblogger]

I was there!

[redheadedamericangirl]

Got my nose pierced today! :)

[boringblondebasketballblogger]

Lookin' sexy as always, girl!

[boringblondebasketballblogger]

Cindy Gilbert is sexy.