Cindy

I'm a 70yr old Asian black-haired male. Seriously? No; can't you read my username? I'm a sarcastic 22 year old named Cindy, and I learned basic html from Neopets when I was about 10.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[omegaverse]

would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

[omegaverse]

i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess

[omegaverse]

corn on the cock. i hate it here

[omegaverse]

im gonna fucking corn on the kill myself

[catasters]

[champagnemanagement]

[markv5]

Я фрукт! Ещё какой!…

[z13a]

[pumpkinlass]

Other people have added but that last part is idiomatic and emphasizes the first part so more accurately reads: “I am a fruit — and what a fruit I am!!”

[patrik-star]

They are on a phone call

[noturfknbaby]

I wonder what you taste like?

Battery acid go away

[cute-overload]

[badlydrawneverything]

[badlydrawneverything]

it’s that time of year again

[books-in-order]

[unicornempire]

I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

[mysharona1987]

[everythingfox]

So smol

(via)

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[animals-riding-animals]

cat riding sheep

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Whoever smelt it, delt it” is a form of victim shaming.

[visvya]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]