bmo!

I post all kinds of things, tune in to read info/helpful advice from personal experiences

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Thinking about the time i was in the back of a car giggling my ass off and cuddling with a dude showing him my favorites on gallery and i spaced out for a moment while swiping. i tune back in to reality. what am i letting replay on a bright screen? a screen recording of a video a man sent me of him groping his boobs. over and over. i gasp. i ask him if he saw that and he said what. dont play with me did you see that or not. still dont know if he indeed saw me zoning out over man boobies he ghosted me for another girl

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I'll have to go when my Bmo goes, she's scared of unfamiliar places.

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I just found out Kaitlin Bennett is my half 3rd cousin my life is ruined

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I have so much love waiting for the perfect s/o, i hope any potential people will know that

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i use to fantasize abt the box head guy in LMFAO's group of dudes dancing

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hello greasy haired bitches! ive come bearing a solution!

double shampooing and in the first shampoo, use a scalp massager to get the whole scalp, use circular ish motions. make sure to brush hair before shower bc its gonna get tangly, then use a wet brush to gently untangle all your hair after shower! i used to have oily hair at the end of the day after a shower, and now i am 2 days with unoily hair after washing, so its not a waste of shampoo and conditioner! i also started using products without so much silicone and all that jazz, native is a good brand if you cant buy stuff online and all that. silicone isnt awful but your hair can survive and probably do much better without it! i also recommended wood bristled brushes :3

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unfortunately i do not like younger me at all its good that they suffered, they carelessly threw away a literal container with 50+ mini perfume samples that wouldve been like $2500 in value. that is unforgiveable and it actually haunts me some days when i look at my little table corner of minis and the back of my mind whispers how much more fruitful and plump my collection could have been.

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If God is real then why did he give me pseudotumor cerebri when my life long dream was to be an alcoholic

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i have a life long fantasy of being a designer and finally displaying my works on the runway but the opening models are in ballroom style clothes and they embrace eachother hand in hand and walk with a strut down the runway, the male model spinning the female model to the front at the end to display my work and they go back to embracing, spinning while walking back into the back of the curtain

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Dress to Impress add in jojo poses and my life is yours.

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celebrating fathers day by getting wasted

im not a father or a man actually but i know id have like 10 kids if i had the facilities to impregnate someone

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i dont remember posting this

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one of my favorite things on earth is a cat sniffing your face and then get all up in your eye and lashes extra close so now you just see a live 0.5 of them

one time a cat started nibbling on the lashes but that just made it even funnier

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running away from home for a few days

i took bmo to the vet because she lost fur on her bum

she did not like being at the vet

i fear i will be suffocated in my sleep if i dont leave.

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tmi message for all the tampon girlies that will be switching over to pads

when you go to bed just shove the pad part that covers your bum up in there kinda like a thong when going to bed i promise the sensation doesnt last long and bam theres no leakage

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It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

how in the hell

omg waiiit thats so cool my tumblr bday is the same as americas bday

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started screaming and spazzing out when he texted how in the hell do i get any play

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im such a laughing girl thats where all my tits went i laughed em off