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@shittierqueer
I live for this photoshoot of Issa Rae for GQ Magazine
one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life.Ā
many of you have asked, and so i shall give:Ā
in 2007, my older brother gave me a small piece of information that would soon result in the shutdown of Club Penguin for a few days. he taught me a glitch in the club penguin system that, when sitting in the coffee shop, would make your penguin sit on the ceiling of the coffee shop instead.Ā
and with this piece of information, i took off. i spent hours going to every server over and over, saying the same message: everyone meet in the coffee shop tomorrow at 7 pm in the snowball server. i did this in every single server, in every location i could find.
then, finally, 7 pm the next day arrived. snowball had a population rating of 5. penguins poured into the coffee shop, all awaiting my instructions. i then gave the next message, that of the glitch. i told everyone to wait exactly 3 minutes, then perform the glitch. they did. every penguin in the coffee shop was suddenly on the ceiling, and either the club penguin coding or the club penguin offices had no idea what to do, and no way to take us down. for a small glimpse of time, we ruled victorious ā nothing and no one could stop us.Ā
every great kingdom awaits its downfall, however. eventually, the website crashed. no one could go on the website for 2 days after that. my penguin was banned for life.Ā
āHey, do you own any cats?ā
āyeah i own cats. i own them all the time.Ā *points at a passing cat* you walk like a moron. hey,Ā whoās your barber? some kind ofā¦bad barber or something?? idiotā
I need straight women to realize that they are 100% just as straight as straight men are, and that their opinions on homosexualityāincluding what it means to be a lesbianāare just as meaningless and inappropriate as straight menās opinions are.
Are you saying every straight opinion on homosexuality is meaningless?
Thanks for the memories Reggie but now it's time to usher in a new era for NoA.
[04/11/2019]
god i love this one
job interviews: did you mean, advanced lying
small talk: did you mean, normal lying
the concept of the self: did you mean, secret lying
https://www.instagram.com/p/BubKGSMlln5
I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like itās soo over the top expensive
And like Iām like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.
complete with like ⦠just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails
and this sign which like⦠the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ācoltā. Like imagine being this weird abt gender
with like, a bucket that eventually ārevealedā the gender
But like⦠the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -
itās not a horse themed gender reveal party. Itās a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I canāt even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.
And that thereās that many guests, my god
NEVER has a post thrown me for such a fucking loop before
Lissajous curve table
i dont understand what this is but its so mesmerising
The top row circles determine where the dot is on the X-axis, the left row detetmines where it is on the Y-axis. Theyāre used to show more complex harmonic motion
@the-real-numbers
Appropriate ways to appreciate this gif:
When you see a funny meme on social media only to realize it was posted by a corporation
why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.
objectively i feel that glenn closeās cruella de vil should be more iconic than miranda priestly solely because of the costumes like mr anthony powell really went off
miranda priestly could never
Her icon status was cemented the first time we saw those acrylic nail gloves
trans ppl be like āi feel very pretty on tdov so im gonna post selfiesā and they are absolutely fucking right all trans ppl are beautiful