Dungeon Miniboss

They/It in character (OOC: Please send asks im scared of starting things myself)

[the-orb-they-ponder]

sorry that i havent really been using my rp blogs,like after a while i just dont know what to do and posting slows down tbh

[advancement-made]

The Discord is fighting about KitKats. Aren't we awesome?

[advancement-made]

All of these are totally serious, by the way. Promise. And most of them are crimes against me personally.

[advancement-made]

We're so normal.

[post-shooter]

There's nothing wrong with the first one

[magical-experiments]

?? Yes there is??? How the fuck are you supposed to take perfectly horizontal bites like that

This is the normal one.

[post-shooter]

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BREAK OFF THE BITS HORIZONTALLY AND THEN EAT THE INDIVIDUAL CHOCOLATE STICKS!

[magical-experiments]

WHAT THE FUCK. ARE YOU CUTTING IT WITH A KNIFE??? HOW IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU "BREAK OFF" THE PARTS OF A KITKAT. WOULD THAT NOT JUST GET CHOCOLATE CRUMBS EVERYWHERE. WHAT THE HELL. AND WHY EAT IT LIKE "STICKS" ANYWAY WHEN YOU CAN JUST DO THE CORRECT THING AND BITE INTO IT LIKE ANY OTHER CHOCOLATE BAR W H A T

[advancement-made]

???? THE FUCIFN. THINNER PARTS OF CHOCOLATE ARE LIKE THAT. TO SEPARATE THE WAFERS. WHAT ARE EITHER OF YOU ON ABOUT. ????

[dungeon-miniboss]

i snap it in half and then eat each half in bites

[phantomrose96]

You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.

By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.

I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?

[pendragyn]

it's probably from assholes making asks a minefield of trolling/harassment for years with no real blocking ability, which turned people off from allowing asks on their blogs so as a whole the site moved away from it

but now that we do have better blocking, we should try to revive it.

[triflesandparsnips]

Reblog if your ask box is open.

[dungeon-miniboss]

[ Contacting ]

[ Dungeon Systems Conflicting... ]

[ Resolved ]

*You feel a small headache that quickly disappears. Then you hear a sound for a few seconds, as if someone is humming*

Hello there!

( @the-dungeon-core )

Hello.

[the-dungeon-core]

Who are you?

[dungeon-miniboss]

I'm the miniboss? Well I was but now I've left that role in the dungeon,now I'm wandering I guess.

[dungeon-miniboss]

[ Contacting ]

[ Dungeon Systems Conflicting... ]

[ Resolved ]

*You feel a small headache that quickly disappears. Then you hear a sound for a few seconds, as if someone is humming*

Hello there!

( @the-dungeon-core )

Hello.

[dungeon-miniboss]

[Snapshot seems to be wandering the dungeon, but not really interacting with it.]

[They notice you.]

Um, hi?

@real-camera

Hello! I was just on my way out,actually, What were you doing here?

[real-camera]

I was just taking photos.

Is this your dungeon or do you just reside here?

[Snapshot seems curious.]

[dungeon-miniboss]

I mean i DID reside here,because I've always been down here,but now I'm curious about whats outside of here.

[dungeon-miniboss]

[Snapshot seems to be wandering the dungeon, but not really interacting with it.]

[They notice you.]

Um, hi?

@real-camera

Hello! I was just on my way out,actually, What were you doing here?

[dungeon-miniboss]

I think I'm out.

[dungeon-miniboss]

The end of this hallway is so bright...

[dungeon-miniboss]

I...I think I might be ready to leave this room...

[character-profiles]

Dear Profiles

I have been reaching out to several people across exclamania and I believe it to be important to contact you especially! I'm not exactly sure why but something just felt important... Perhaps you may have some information for me about the world outside of my room?

Signed @dungeon-miniboss

Your room? Do you have an idea where you are located? Is there anything specific you would like to know?

Signed @character-profiles

[dungeon-miniboss]

Dear Profiles

I am living in a room I'm assigned to gaurd in BBEG's dungeon,But as much as I enjoy defending whatever lies on the other end (I've been assuming it does but it never leaves through this door),I do wonder what exists outside of the dungeon,I'd just like to know more about what the world is like and what exists in it.

Signed Miniboss

[unskilledpoint]

Dear Unskilled

I've been writing letters in an attempt to reach out to people and from the description I heard about you I wondered,what exactly is it you do? Do you rank peoples skills...or lack there of...?

Signed @dungeon-miniboss

[Upon receiving a letter back, you find that it is very ornate with a fancy cyan wax seal on a black envelope with a cyan edge. The paper and writing inside is similarly colored, done with a feather and quill in loopy handwriting. It simply reads "I sell the skills. Also what description.¨ There is nothing more.]

[Attached is your letter, so you know who was the sender.]

[dungeon-miniboss]

[You recieve a letter back,attatched is the previous 2 letters]

Dear Unskilled

Oh! I apologise for the confusion,I found this Note lodged inside of a cracked brick with a list of people and vague descriptions of them. Heres what yours said!

"Unskilled - Manager of skill points."

Signed Miniboss

[shady-item-shop]

Dear Shady

I heard of your shop and I was wondering what youoffer, could youdescribe your waresto me?

Signed @dungeon-miniboss

⮚ uh, sure, but... I have a lot of þings here. can you be more specific?

⮚ weapons, armor, potions, knowledge, [REDACTED]? chances are i'll have it!

[dungeon-miniboss]

I mean I would like something to help me better defend this room,so maybe Weapons and Armor?

[shady-item-shop]

⮚ hhhhhere you go.....

[Shady reaches down in ðe front of his stand shop, eventually disappearing completely.]

[When he reemerges, he pushes a button and ðe top of ðe stand shop flips upside down, revealing a long line of weapons.]

⮚ ...i can only show one set of þings at once, sorry...

⮚ so, whaddya choose?

[dungeon-miniboss]

Hmmm... This Fiery Staff looks nice! I think I'll get this one.

[shady-item-shop]

⮚ sure! ðat will be...

[Ðey check ðe price tag.]

⮚ 257 G. (you didn't have to narrate ðat.)

[dungeon-miniboss]

Oh...U-Uh could I pay you in random skeletons that showed up in my room a while ago?

[shady-item-shop]

⮚ sure! for just 2 skeletons you get a free armor as well!

[dungeon-miniboss]

Ok!

[Miniboss puts 2 environmental storytelling skeletons on the table]

[shady-item-shop]

Dear Shady

I heard of your shop and I was wondering what youoffer, could youdescribe your waresto me?

Signed @dungeon-miniboss

⮚ uh, sure, but... I have a lot of þings here. can you be more specific?

⮚ weapons, armor, potions, knowledge, [REDACTED]? chances are i'll have it!

[dungeon-miniboss]

I mean I would like something to help me better defend this room,so maybe Weapons and Armor?

[shady-item-shop]

⮚ hhhhhere you go.....

[Shady reaches down in ðe front of his stand shop, eventually disappearing completely.]

[When he reemerges, he pushes a button and ðe top of ðe stand shop flips upside down, revealing a long line of weapons.]

⮚ ...i can only show one set of þings at once, sorry...

⮚ so, whaddya choose?

[dungeon-miniboss]

Hmmm... This Fiery Staff looks nice! I think I'll get this one.

[shady-item-shop]

⮚ sure! ðat will be...

[Ðey check ðe price tag.]

⮚ 257 G. (you didn't have to narrate ðat.)

[dungeon-miniboss]

Oh...U-Uh could I pay you in random skeletons that showed up in my room a while ago?

[shady-item-shop]

Dear Shady

I heard of your shop and I was wondering what youoffer, could youdescribe your waresto me?

Signed @dungeon-miniboss

⮚ uh, sure, but... I have a lot of þings here. can you be more specific?

⮚ weapons, armor, potions, knowledge, [REDACTED]? chances are i'll have it!

[dungeon-miniboss]

I mean I would like something to help me better defend this room,so maybe Weapons and Armor?

[shady-item-shop]

⮚ hhhhhere you go.....

[Shady reaches down in ðe front of his stand shop, eventually disappearing completely.]

[When he reemerges, he pushes a button and ðe top of ðe stand shop flips upside down, revealing a long line of weapons.]

⮚ ...i can only show one set of þings at once, sorry...

⮚ so, whaddya choose?

[dungeon-miniboss]

Hmmm... This Fiery Staff looks nice! I think I'll get this one.

[shady-item-shop]

Dear Shady

I heard of your shop and I was wondering what youoffer, could youdescribe your waresto me?

Signed @dungeon-miniboss

⮚ uh, sure, but... I have a lot of þings here. can you be more specific?

⮚ weapons, armor, potions, knowledge, [REDACTED]? chances are i'll have it!

[dungeon-miniboss]

I mean I would like something to help me better defend this room,so maybe Weapons and Armor?

[eternally-sugary-deactivated202]

NOPE-Bibi

[the-arcade-doctor]

im a dead man

[ultrakill-style-bar-updates]

I am a VERY dead man Like you would not BELIEVE how dead I am

[dungeon-miniboss]

as long as i stay away from a very specific room i'd be ok,but if i didnt i'd be a pile of ash