Bork Rates Bones

a plush dog rates some bones, perfectly normal things

[borksbones]

bone 3: i do not know how to feel about this one, it tastes like air?!? and sometimes i cannot bite it?!? ghost bone i think, very spooky for ween

rating: 3/10

[borksbones]

bone 2: old bone, but a good bone, dirty but in a nice way, reminds me of a bone my grandfather had

overall rating: 9.6/10

[borksbones]

bone 1: good crunch, very nice for the teeth, -1 point for bugs (i have bitten their home)

overall 9/10