Something Rotten!

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Chapters: 17/17  

Holy shit I have finally finished it.

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Nice.

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Nick: 'Scuse me, brah.

Nigel: You're excused.

Nick: What?

Nigel's growth spurt at age 14: And I'm not your brah.

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Portia: I don't know what to do!

Bea: Just tell him the truth really quickly.

Nigel: Or lie to him about it. Like Nick's play!

Nick: Wait, you didn't like my play?

Nigel:...No, that was a different Nick.

Nick: Oh! Okay!

Nick:

Nick: Cuz I was like, "whaaat?"

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 17/17  

Holy shit I have finally finished it.

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Will: Women just throw themselves at me.

Portia: Wow! You must be good at dodging.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I wrote a Bard Crossed Lovers book on ao3 because…because! :)

Yall should like read it and possibly comment on it because I’m in desperate need for feedback and I just want people to read it!!

KEEP IN MIND THE FIRST TWO CHAPTERS WERE WRITTEN LIKE MORE THAN A YEAR AGO SO THEY MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST. But I swear chapters 3 and further are better i swear lmao

But yahhh just a lil advertising! And it’s not done yet and I hope to update it more in the future! And I will. I’m too invested in it to stop writing it.

YEAH BUT THATS IT I HAVE A BOOK AND I’D LOVE FOR YOU GUYS TO READ IT!!

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You are too sweet omg 😭 I get notifs of you reblogging my stuff a lot and I literally adore it! You're so kind

I remember being so committed to this blog and fic, it's kinda faltered lately and I haven't even finished writing the last chapter lmao or posted a new quote in a while

But with all this new support from I might just get back into making more something rotten content ITS LITERALLY BEEN A WHILE LMAOO BUT ILYSM THANK YOU FOR READING MY DUMB LITTLE BOOK AND BLOG❤❤

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250 :) !!

Thank you for reading my half assed jokes love you guys sm!! ❤❤

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- Will

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i had to do it

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Nick: You're like an empty tip jar.

Will: Ready to be filled!

Nick: BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

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Will: The food's nice.

Nigel:  It's actually really well tenderized. You could be a chef! 

Will: Probably could. Maybe I will! I can do anything.

Nigel: I'd come to your restaurant.

Will: Well, you might not get in. It's gonna be very popular.

Nigel: You'd save me a seat, wouldn't you?

Will: Maybe. If you weren't being a dick.

Nick:

Will: What night do you wanna come? 

Nigel: Saturday night.

Will: That's a busy night.

Nigel: I'll come on the Monday!

Will: Okay. I can prrrobably get you in. It's called Shakespeare's Bar and Grill, and Other Delicacies, and Delights, and Fishing Equipment.

Nigel: Yeah but who wants to go to dinner and then you walk past all this fishing gear that you can buy? Maybe a gift shop out the back. Then you can say, "Oh, I hope you enjoyed your meal. Have you seen the gift shop?"

Will: What would they say?

Nigel: "Oh, no thanks, I've just come for a nice meal."

Nick: ...

Will: That's, aw- Well now they're angry! They're gonna leave a bad review.

Nigel: No! Another guy from the other side of the room might go "Oh, I'm into gifts, I'll go and have a look." 

Will: Ah, yeah, well that's the guy I'm after, I want him to come. Who's he?

Nigel: That's me! 

Will: Oh..

Nick: 😐

Nigel: Oh! You've got a little bit in your beard. No, come to the-- Down a bit. Just up, up a little bit! To the, to the left- Here, I'll get it.

Nick: Oh my god. This is happening.

Nigel: What–

Will: What?

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Nigel: WJEJDJFJF

Nick: What the hell is that?

Nigel: It's a keyboard smash

Nick: How do I do it?

Nigel: Just press anything lol

Nick: 7

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Nick: My wife and I agreed that we'd never go to bed angry at each other.

Bea: We've been awake since Friday.

Nick: WELL IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG–

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Portia: Can you teach me how to be a hoe?

Will: Rude.

Will: But yeah, I can.

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Deadass I have so many pairs for this hold on. Pick your favorite.

Will and Nick:

Portia and Nick:

Will and Nigel:

Portia and Nigel:

It basically just alternates

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- Will

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Bea: Alright, let's take a vote.

Portia: Secret vote! Everyone cover your eyes!

Nick:....We don't know the result.

Nigel: Um, everyone say your votes out loud.

Will: But we'll know each other's voices.

Portia: Yeah, Bea has a point.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I wrote a Bard Crossed Lovers book on ao3 because...because! :)

Yall should like read it and possibly comment on it because I'm in desperate need for feedback and I just want people to read it!!

KEEP IN MIND THE FIRST TWO CHAPTERS WERE WRITTEN LIKE MORE THAN A YEAR AGO SO THEY MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST. But I swear chapters 3 and further are better i swear lmao

But yahhh just a lil advertising! And it's not done yet and I hope to update it more in the future! And I will. I'm too invested in it to stop writing it.

YEAH BUT THATS IT I HAVE A BOOK AND I'D LOVE FOR YOU GUYS TO READ IT!!