[thoughtkick]

“I’ve seen a lot of beautiful things with a heavy heart.”

— Albert Camus

[sadbitchhxx--deactivated-deacti]

i'm sorry, but i'd rather be dead.

[rbgif]

[spartanlocke]

[wh0rerror1deac]

I need vitamin D(eath)

[anxietyproblem]

[dunsparce]

life is hard for this dog

[thewolfgodsblog]

how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave  to a dog

[deimos-the-otaku]

Me: I’m a very open-minded person.

Someone: I don’t like this character.

Me: Okay, f*ck you, and f*ck your invalid opinion.

[thedreamwaifu]

When characters don’t die:

me: talk about having no stakes. Character death keeps things interesting adds tension and—

When a character dies:

me: how couLd you do THAT to mY PReciOus CHilD???!!!!1

[fymanganime]

[ruinedchildhood]

[toastbutteregg]

webmd: you have 2 months to live

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

found out that there is an official Wizard of New Zealand

In 1990, the Prime Minister of New Zealand appointed an old friend named Ian Brackenbnury Channell as the Wizard of New Zealand. He is even given an annual stipend.

[toastbutteregg]

i remember the time my friend invited me to go out clubbing and i didnt want to go, so i called my extremely overprotective dad to “ask for permission”,  but he said i should go and even threatened to message my friend that i didnt want to come if i dont go out with her

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that in 2016, a 155-year-old mousetrap kept on display in a museum in Berkshire caught a mouse (x)

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that a cow in Poland escaped on its way to the slaughterhouse, broke through a metal fence, swam to a nearby island, and was allowed to live there after its owner gave up trying to recapture it (x)

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that during the filming of the Sound of Music, the city of Salzburg refused to allow Nazi flags to be hung off buildings for filming. The director threatened to instead use real newsreel footage of the city enthusiastically greeting Hitler. The city quickly backpedalled and allowed the shot (x)

[toastbutteregg]

head and heart empty for a reason