南無阿弥陀仏

as a fujoshi

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

[wern]

my family used to have this sort of abstract watercolour painting up in our dining room, it was there as early as i can remember, and i always hated it. one day when i was like ten my mom came up to me, and i guess handed me something but i dont remember what, and she was like “can you put this on the shelf, by the bird painting?”

and i was like “..the what?”

and she was like “the painting of the bird on the branch. can you put it there” and she pointed to the abstract painting

and i was like “how is that a bird”

and she said “well what do you think it is?”

and was like “it’s a beached whale with a giant eye, blowing blood out of its blow hole onto the legs of a guy who’s running away”

..and i guess my mom thought that was like funny or weird or something so she told my dad about it, and he immediately said “oh, you mean the reindeer painting?”

[wern]

since you guys wanted to see it

[aristocrating]

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

[nudityandnerdery]

[itreallyatemyhand]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[twiststreet]

(X)

[lizardsfromspace]

Let me know if you've heard this one before: a rabbi, a priest, and a imam walk into...a crime scene? Abe's Boys Investigate, coming fall 1998 to CBS

Computer crime is everywhere. But one hardboiled cop is gonna have to go deep undercover to crack this case. ZACH STONE is...*a muscular man puts on kitten ear headphones and stares into a mirror. Then stares again. Then stares again*...ZOE STONE, the TRANSVESTIGATOR. Coming summer 2027 to Fox.

The government is hiding the truth. But Sydney Davis worked against shadowy forces every day to expose it, as part of the secret FBI UFO program. But they shut her down...when Kash Patel fired her for violating agency policies on work-appropriate gender. Now she works at a coffeeshop and is unlucky love in the wacky new sitcom, The Ex-Files, this fall on Must See TV

[rumoglobalheavyindustry]

This post contains an undisclosed ad for... oh... oh... I'm beginning to feel... homosexual.

[oneheadtoanother]

[slitherpunk]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

my most lukewarm take is that I don't think there should be any exemptions for vaccines, etc., beyond documented legit adverse medical shit that makes it physically impossible. like they should be free and required and nobody should be allowed to just choose to leave their child and any immunocompromised person they interact with vulnerable to potentially deadly but entirely preventable diseases and other medical conditions.

[tharkuun]

my lukewarm addition to this is that i think refusing your child vaccines is child abuse, just like refusing to feed them

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

I would like to note that I left flowers for her afterwards, just as a “sorry for using your grave for content”

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[unnamed-atlas]

Minecraft wheat field so big my entire computer froze when I tried to open axiom and when minecraft proceeded to crash my computer freaked out so bad it started opening randomly recently used apps and stopped rendering several key graphics on my hotbar 🤪✌️

[unnamed-atlas]

My field. #myfield

[parakavka]

犬好き集まれ on X: “「実家の犬元気？」と母にラインしたら送られてきた写真見て https://t.co/HZLZ6Xn78i” / X

[xylophonetangerine]

I didn't even know they had a category for that

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Hollywood really could have that category

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

haters will see you and be like i hate you

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[slimetony]

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

[teaboot]

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

[slimetony]

I’m not really in any position to be picky

[cat-person-of-the-day]

today’s cat person of the day is: slutty mcslut from gal’s frontier

[anemonequeen-moved]

fuck you thats not her name

[anemonequeen-moved]

oh its a hentai nevermind

[nohj3]

No. Not exactly.

That’s the name given to her by a newgrounds hosted porn game that stole her image. (An incredibly common move back then, as most late 90s foreign porn vn developers didn’t have the English internet presence to identify that their art was being stolen.)

Her real name is…

Well as far as i can tell, nobody knows.

You see, the classic flash game is actually uh… Significantly more known and more popular than the original hentai vn she came from. And her art is synonymous with that name, in most peoples head.

The company that made the original vn is long gone, And i can’t find anyone who is willing to admit they own the cd for a Japanese only 20 years old, 6/10 hentai visual novel, to ask to borrow to figure out the name.

A cursory google search only returned, the entire games art with no novel, And a wayback machine look at the company’s website description of the game Dx

So apologies, for coming up short, but no that’s not actually her official name.

[foxgirlchorix]

found a download, someone remind me tomorrow

[uhuh100]

@foxgirlchorix ding ding

[foxgirlchorix]

Her name is Ayano, and she’s cosplaying a fictional character named Felin!