Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.
Uzumaki Boruto
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Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.
Uzumaki Boruto
Sarada: Why are you always standing so close to Boruto?
Mitsuki: I have to get the D
Sarada: !!?!??!?!?!?
Mitsuki: Vitamin D
Sarada: holy shit mitsuki we need to work on your social skills
Boruto: And we still don't know who's behind this dark chakra thing!
Kakashi, looking at the sky: Obito I swear to fuck if this is you again-
Shin: We're doing this to follow Uchiha Itachi's plan!
Sakura: *bursts out laughing*
Sakura: You do know he was a pacifist who's ultimate motivations were to protect Sasuke and Konoha, right?
Shin:
Shin: Fuck
Shikadai, feeding the deer: Dad I think I hear something
Shikamaru: Probably just the wind
Hidan, buried deep underneath them: IM STILL ALIVE DOWN HERE YOU BASTARDS SOMEONE FUCKING GET ME OUT
Don't worry. I'm sure it'll all be fine and go without a single problem.
Naruto to Shikamaru about the upcoming Chunin Exams
Boruto: and you better be there for Himawari's birthday! Promise me that!
Naruto: I promise
Naruto, internally: doesn't he know that kawarimi is a jutsu not a person geez I need to talk to Shino about Academy standards
Sasuke, seeing Sarada: What's this? A young girl with dark hair and a sharingan who's looking at me in awe and wonder and is about the same age my daughter would be?
Sasuke: She's also wearing clothes that remind me of what Sakura wore when we were younger
Sasuke: Hmmm...probably an enemy
Sasuke: Better kill it and also I wonder how my daughter Salad is doing
Naruto: Y'know, since there was so much going on, I never really had time to complete the chunin exams, so I'm still technically a genin
Iwabe: Really?!
Naruto: Yeah I was too busy bEATING A B I J U TO GET A PROMOTION DURING MY CHUNIN EXAMS
Kakashi, far far away: I sense bitterness and strangely I don't think it's from Sasuke
Sarada: *tries to lie down but glasses poke her in the face*
Sarada: *tries to drink tea but glasses fog*
Sarada: *rains and her glasses are covered in raindrops*
Sarada: *tries to clean her glasses but it's useless because they will Never be Clean*
Sarada: so you said papa just had to murder his brother and take his sharingan to get his vision back right? does it have to be your brother or can it just be any Uchiha?
You're funny, keep it up. :D
Thanks! We’ll try <3
Shikamaru: You need to get someone fair to be a proctor for the Academy graduation exam. Someone who will test fairly and understand they aren’t even genin, so will go easy on them.
Naruto: Kakashi.
Shikamaru: ...
Shikamaru: were you even listening??
Sukea: So Boruto what do you want to do with the rest of your life
Boruto: uhhhh idk im twelve
Sukea: boo hoo i was already thoroughly traumatized at your age and had PTSD get your shit together
Boruto: what was my dad like as a kid?
Kakashi: uhh he was a naked woman sometimes
Shikamaru: okay now we're alone now tell me the truth
Shikamaru: was the real reason that you failed boruto because you don't want him to be a chunin before you?
Naruto: I'm the hokage, Shikamaru, don't be silly
Shikamaru: ...
Naruto: ...
Shikamaru: ...
Naruto: LISTEN I SAVED THE WORLD BUT I COULDN'T GET A DAMN FIELD PROMOTION???
Naruto, to Sarada and Chocho: I was totally top of my class at the academy
Kakashi: *sneezes*
Kakashi: sorry i'm allergic to bullshit
Boruto: My dad's literally the worst.
Sarada: My dad left the village as a genin to join an S-rank missing-nin and sannin on a quest for power.
Sarada: My dad killed his brother to avenge our clan and, upon finding out he was innocent, decided to go against my uncle's dying wish and vowed to destroy the village, the second thing my uncle cherished most in this world.
Sarada: My dad joined a group of terrorists who were systematically hunting down junchuriki to gain their power so they could rule the world.
Sarada: My dad fought our current Hokage multiple times to the point where they blew off each other's arms.
Sarada: My dad tried to kill my mother multiple times, as well as other Konoha-nin.
Sarada: My dad wanted to murder all of the kage of his time to unite the world as it's one sole enemy.
Sarada: My dad-