[anthonycrowleymoved]

what song by hozier do y’all go absolutely feral for mine is like real people do

[rubysapphrald]

if you dont believe in aliens youre fucking stupid

[rubysapphrald]

i dont give a damn about roswell or area 51 or whatever the fuck. thats not what i mean. the universe is infinitely large and weve already found living bacteria and stuff on comets. space has some crazy shit. it rains glass on venus and there’s a planet made of solid diamond. jupiter’s great red spot is a billion year old hurricane and like ten million earths could fit inside the sun. who gives a fuck if they arent little green men from mars. aliens exist and if you dont think so youre clowning hard my man

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

[radiant-moonchild-deactivated20]

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[koth-harvest-final]

why do some versions of this post have the image and some not

[evilspice]

this is the most amazing sentence i’ve read

[atomicbombing]

[theocseason4]

Legend

[kirbyfanclub]

this isn’t a fun ‘hozier that horny bastard lesbian icon’ post but i think a reason his music resonates so much with lgbt people is that he does a lot of imagery regarding religious conflict/sin and well. you know. and then there’s the theme of love leading to death or dying with a loved one and i’ve always connected more to those songs and i don’t want to say it’s because i’ve been raised as a gay person only seeing gay people die on tv and feeling connected to that but that’s absolutely what i’m saying

hozier is cathartic bc not only does his music slap but also it’s easy to see our internal and external conflicts with mere existence in it

[knifefightscene]

[porterr-robinson]

[antigone-lesbian]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[rrichardgrimes]

Jake Gyllenhaal as Robert Graysmith in Zodiac (2017)

[lesbianrey]

hozier, singing sensuously: nothing fucks with my baby

my brain:

[samcahntent]

@calkearns IG

[samcahntent]

I love his guy (calkearns IG)

[yupthatexists]

Scientists Have Discovered A Mushroom That Eats Plastic, And It Could Clean Our Landfills

It looks like George Carlin is right again, even more than ten years after his death. In his famous “Saving the Planet” standup comedy act, he takes the piss out…

[rewind-on-purpose]

This is actually pretty exciting. They’ve found a way to turn plastic into food.

Mushrooms are such amazing things. Most are decomposers, meaning they break stuff down into its original components. Some break down dead wood, or animals, others can break down toxic waste, and apparently this one can break down plastic. How cool is that?

[lesbianrey]

male trader joe’s cashiers are the only men who have unlearned toxic masculinity

[thexfiles]

i think chris fleming understands what it means to be human more than anyone else 

[thexfiles]

when chris fleming said “a man is someone who goes full ‘streetcar named desire’ at 2 pm in a bertuccis’” gender theorists everywhere should’ve just given up