RIPPER.

If you see me coming, better step aside. A lot of men didn’t; a lot of men died.

[bosburakh]

Artemy Burakh, surgeon. 28. He. Siberia.

I don’t know what I’m supposed to write here. I have two children. I love to not use the internet for huge stretches of time. Send me pictures of cows.

[fadedlovemp3]

writing my kafka diary like Jan. 12th: Shower was cold. Hell on earth. Soup for dinner.

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

[bosburakh]

I was pretty generous with that questionnaire. I said yes to the 2 members of the same friend group one by counting the time period from 2006-2007 during which Lara and I had semi-solid plans to get married when we grew up.

[bosburakh]

Today while I was digging that grave, my daughter came to me and told me to dig a grave for her doll too, and I said, "Well, are you just going to come out here in the middle of the night and dig it up again?" and she looked me in the eyes and said "No," so I knew that she was going to go out there in the middle of the night and dig it up again but I buried the doll anyways.

[bosburakh]

does that mean you and ash have had sex now?

First of all, I'm saving myself for Christ and we all know that. Secondly, none of your business. Thirdly, Ashley is not the only person I've ever spent time around.

[bosburakh]

45.

[bosburakh]

Actually, Sticky recently asked me if he could have money to buy a whole case of mango jelly, and I said no, and he said, "You know I'm just going to get it from Ashley after you go to work," and I said "Why do you think he'll say yes?" and Sticky said "Because he's American." I don't know what he meant or if he got the money.

[hypersensationalism]

if a boy told me "want hot choccy" out loud i would dump him on the spot

[relelvance]

The misandry here is so

[snoiller-85]

"Explicit" would be my word of choice to finish that sentence^ The notes boil down to: - People saying that unironic use of "choccy" is essentially just cringe but always explicitly stating that it's weird if a guy does it, with no commentary on whether it would be weird for someone else to use that word.

- People telling OP and each other to kill themselves

- Not a single comment directly addressing the blatant misandry on display here. Like I'd love to make a throwaway blog and post the feminine equivalent just to see if people hound on it the same way as an experiment but I get enough harassment from TERFs who don't understand what consent is and I don't need any coming from the left side too even if it is literally an experiment.

[hypersensationalism]

how are you real

[snoiller-85]

I'm not. Im a figment of your imagination. Much like the idea that "choccy" is childish or immature when it's literally a meme - like do you not compreuend the fact that sometimes people use slang?

Also not a good look for you considering a lot of ND people use "choccy" unironically, like all around you've got a horrid take here.

[hypersensationalism]

i tried making like 3 different jokes and i dont even have anything to say to this you have genuinely left me speechless

[bosburakh]

A doctor digging graves can't inspire confidence.

Why do I always get weird anons whenever I talk about graves and guns and death? I also do union organizing, but no one asks about that.

[bosburakh]

I deleted my post about fetishizing Ashley because I didn't like it, but it's still a good joke. He's my little Yankee.

[bosburakh]

We use shallow graves here, so I'm usually done by the time I start getting tired of Dig Gravedigger Dig.

[bosburakh]

[bosburakh]

I should say something about the new Dolly Parton song (it's great, she never misses), but I've been listening to Dig Gravedigger Dig by Corb Lund on repeat while I dig this grave so that's what's on my mind.

[bosburakh]

I used to hate American music because the first American song I ever heard was You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) by Dead or Alive and I was like, "This fucking sucks."

[bosburakh]

[bosburakh]