MKS

Mercedes Starks (Varnado) - forever known as Sasha Banks. Figuring out what comes next in the book of life. Will always be The Boss, The Blueprint. The Standard. no matter how much they try and erase me. Dog Mom. Dream chaser. 'be so good they can't ignore you' 03.29.2022 | 07.09.2022 my absolute favorite human in the world who I am absolutely in love with. closed rp blog! not the real sasha banks

[boss-banks]

MCM/MCE/MCF (man crush forever) post but it’s a special one...so maybe if everyone could bear with me for a few moments...I’m about to pile on the sap.

Now this might be a small throwback, but I’m posting it today for a reason (other than it being one of my favorite pictures ever) but rewinding all the way back, this was actually the first picture I ever commented on after admitting that I had feelings for you at the Burlesque Party. Small (but not so small) detail really, but...I remember looking at you differently than I had 24 hours prior. Things had shifted ever-so slightly and I could feel it, a feeling that I grabbed onto and never let go of because if I’m being honest, I never thought I had a chance with you. I’m so glad I was wrong about that.

I was also mid-panic because you looked that damn good hungover and you were hours away from coming over to watch UP with me and drink some wine, which is to this day one of my favorite memories ever...because that entire stretch of time was the start of everything between you and I after so many years of waiting. Maybe we’ll visit South America on our Honeymoon?

What I didn’t know back then was three months later you’d surprise me with a private jet ride to Boston, take me to my favorite park in the city, and ask me to marry you in the most perfect way ever. And my Mom recorded the entire thing without me knowing. I still can’t believe it...even as this very gorgeous ring sits on my finger.

We’re engaged. You’re really going to be my husband soon. Nothing in my life will ever compare to that, to you. I love you @absolutebby

Happy MCM/MCE/MCF Monday everyone 💙  

[boss-banks]

It’s one of those moments when you hit rock bottom but you have a clear idea of what to do. And hey, sorry you got worried but there’s no need: not even a bullet could take out the Best in the World. How did your night go?

Clarity when you’re down in the trenches. When you hit rock bottom, your vision somehow gets a little bit clearer. I’m glad you’re okay, bud. Hope your foot makes a swift rebound real soon. It went good. Real, real good. I heard you’re hanging with my other bestie???

[boss-banks]

He’s nice and we hung out a few times.

oh 👀 I see, I see.

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And this is why you’re my best friend. Maybe it will sound strange to you, but I’m better than ever, because now I know exactly what to do.

No, it doesn’t sound strange. I get it, I think? Maybe. Either way, I’m glad you’re okay. Had me worried last night.

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went and did that and got in the emotions in the process. all about that versatility in this house as you know.

You got me in my emotions last night. Had my eyes watering at the TV as I was watching. The perfect mix of shit talking and hitting directly in the feels at the same time. Perfect, just like you.

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thank you, baby. feeling really fucking good right now… sky’s the limit.😉 

always got me feeling on top of the world how you’ve believed in me before the rest of ‘em.

Sliding in with the absolute best play on words. You should. That promo was everything. People are invested not just in you, but what happens to you from here, where you go...how things end with you and Hobbs. 

I know you’re on your way to doing bigbigbig things but don’t ever forget I’ll always be your #1 fan 😘

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@chicagomxde I know I’m yelling at you in another thread but I wanted to check on you and see how you’re doing…make sure you’re okay…or as okay as you can be

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@absolutebby I’m so damn proud of you just scratching the surface, superstar. 

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When my husband’s shirt comes off it’s all over for me

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WHAT? BETRAYED YOU? BETRAYED???? YOU GOT SOME NERVE YOU KNOW THAT? HOW DID I BETRAY YOU? BY CONSIDERING YOU MY BFF AND SUPPORTING YOU NO MATTER WHAT? UH? THESE ACCUSATIONS NEED TO STOP SO YOU TAKE THAT BACK! I AM THE ONE BETRAYED HERE! I am going to tweet it tonight, I don’t care. “EVERYONE, SASHA BANKS IS GOING TO COST ME THE MATCH RIDING AN UNICORN”, everyone is going to believe that. 

YOU TRIED TO PITCH A REALITY TV SHOW WITH ME AND RONDA TO THE NETWORK. THAT IS BETRAYAL. THAT IS THE MOST HURTFUL THING YOU’VE EVER DONE TO ME AND I CANNOT FORGIVE YOU FOR IT. NO AMOUNT OF NICE TWEETS COULD EVER MAKEUP FOR THAT LEVEL OF BETRAYAL. It doesn’t even matter if you tweet it! They’re going to come for you when it doesn’t actually happen and you’ll have no one but yourself to blame for that 😤

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@bootybayley 😭do my eyes deceive me? is that my best friend in the entire world???

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Wait 👀 you’ll be at Dynamite? Phil? THAT GUY? WHATS THE SCOOP HERE.

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what a perv. you’re damn right I’m captain. got a hat to prove it. *on everything. you could remain hopeful or be a realist instead. the fact that you’re doubting me. I have all the receipts filed and stored but you’re not getting them just yet because I know you’ll give me more things to add before this conversation is up. stuck  - don’t appreciate that ton because it makes it seem like it hasn’t been the highlight of your life when I know it has. I’ll practice my surprised faces now and you know if I’m doing that job, I’ll be purposely messing up everything.

You insisted! I offered to white that part out. So a hat proves you’re Captain? Good to know. I’m storing this information in my back pocket for later use. I think you’re just saying that because you don’t actually have any receipts so you’re making up an excuse as to why you don’t have them??? Stuck. Stuck is the best way to describe it. Stuck is the ONLY way to describe it. (I wouldn’t trade it for anything but you’re going to pretend you never read this ever.) The highlight of my life is currently packing his bag for the show tomorrow WYM. Make sure it’s your best surprised face ever or I’m telling them to revoke your casting in Spiderman. Every time you mess up? I burn one of your suits.

[boss-banks]

I would love that because I’m great looking candy! ❤️ 

Most beautiful best friend in the whole wide world 😍  

[boss-banks]

Honestly, the only thing I remember from day one are all the Ronda jokes, good old times. Anyway, I could ruin the surprise by telling everyone on Twitter. That’s what you get for turning your back on me!

The good ol’ days before you BETRAYED me. Simpler times, really. When everything was sunshine and rainbows. How are you going to ruin the surprise when you don’t even know when it’s coming?!

[boss-banks]

one more day until I get to talk my shit finally.

Time to pop off, baby  👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

[boss-banks]

I’ve always known that this day would come sooner or later. Yeah now you’re rocking the rainbow hair. Will you come into the ring riding an unicorn?

Like Thanos, it was inevitable. Told you from Day One we were going to fight and I meant it. MAYBE. When I do, make sure you act like you’re surprised.

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It must have been the old man brain slipping but now we have someone that actually knows what they’re doing in charge — life is pretty sweet. I’m about to start handing out ‘I <3 HHH’ shirts, tbh. I will impatiently wait for the day you’re standing across that ring from me or… y’know, with us so we can all cause chaos together.

That’s what happens when you go senile. Or at least that’s what I’ve heard. Thankfully changes have been made and it’s clearly for the better. I’m just happy knowing you’re back, that you three are out there causing chaos. If you do, let me have one because I’ll proudly wear it. Either way, I want you to please step on me. So whether that’s when we’re across from one another or even on the same team 👀 it’s just a thing that needs to happen.