Fuck Water

Earth will dominate. Aqua Sucks. (Open Crack Blog part of WPIIA).

[i-walk-from-my-machine-deactiva]

I want your hot, dirty, smut anon inside my ask.

[bossassnerd-blog]

And if I’m too embarrassed to post it, you win.

[brittsmemes]

Send "Are you in love with _____" for my muses reaction

[imoved5643347-deactivated201510]

The person I reblogged this from has a quality blog and I recommend you all follow them.

[djksnfnskdbbdn-deactivated20220]

Pokemon Omega Ruby’s true title.

[bossassnerd-blog]

  "I don’t suppose I want to think about that", he smiled at the girl, vaguely amused about the whole thing, "I am a bit old for you Dear, so I take no offence to that"

[leafchamp]

"You’d be surprised." She was still very a bit confused about the odd encounter she’d had with Archie, but she decided that was something for later. “Then again I don’t think much about people’s ages generally. I usually see them in groups depending on how they act.”

[bossassnerd-blog]

"If you are of age, and from what I can tell, it is all legal and your choice so", he did tend to date younger then himself but even she was a little young for him, "Maturity over physical age"

[zekrxm-blog]

  "I was… Curious." The statement is offered, softly, awkwardly, and it keeps its gaze trained on the male in question. "Hard to see what they’re like from so far, haven’t dealt with them in what feels like eons." With some effort, the sentences are more put together, though speaking helps to a degree in all honesty, no matter how mild. After all, it has been around for a long, long time. The problem here is that speech patterns change over time and so do customs — ancient Unovan isn’t exactly the most common dialect to have anymore.

[bossassnerd-blog]

He arched his eyebrow, he suppose that he could understand the desire to understand humans. Unlike some of Hoenn's legendaries Zekrom was free to roam as she liked. Though his understanding was that the legendaries didn't generally interact with humans like this.

"I suppose, that makes sense. Though I thought you met the hero or heroes, they don't count as humans?"

[sireninthefirearchive-deactivat]

yo this is a reminder that if you ever come up with a neat idea for our muses to interact - whether it’s canon or au - talk to me about it because chances are I will be 500% down to do the thing

[bossassnerd-blog]

OFFLINE

[bossassnerd-blog]

madness-in-harmony replied to your post:Giovanni- “Bloody hell, what is he, my...

I WAS TRYING TO GET THE LITTLE HOVER-OVER THING TO SAY “trashlord” BUT MY THEME KEPT SCREWING UP WHEN I DID

THE ALMIGHTY TRASH LORD I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

[bossassnerd-blog]

Giovanni- “Bloody hell, what is he, my father-in-law? I`m older than him, arent I?”

CACKLING

[bossassnerd-blog]

  "Maxie, and I suppose it could be seen as such but there’s all sorts of first interactions to have. This would didn’t involve either of us kissing the other so"

[leafchamp]

"Nice to meet you Maxie. You have no idea how ironic that statement is," she said with a wry grin. "You are right though, at least it wasn’t that. No offence."

[bossassnerd-blog]

"I don't suppose I want to think about that", he smiled at the girl, vaguely amused about the whole thing, "I am a bit old for you Dear, so I take no offence to that"

[bossassnerd-blog]

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Maxie jerked away his arm, staring at the girl for a moment. She wasn’t crazy apparently, though he was still doubting that she was the Zekrom. She was most definitely a pokemon of some sort.

He looked at her again, a pokemon who could achieve a human shape, he had only heard of one that wasn’t a legendary. It was seeming more likely now that she wasn’t lying to him.

"The Zekrom?" 

[zekrxm-blog]

A singular nod is offered in reaction, along with a “yes.” It wants to comment on how it didn’t want to expose this; that’s why it had taken this unassuming form more than anything. It’s also pretty irate at having its cover blown so quickly, but insanity isn’t something anyone is privy of being accused of by look or otherwise.

"I…" A pause as it goes over the words it could respond with. "Can’t. Go out in public with my actual form. Human words are.. difficult. I apologize if I get anything wrong." This was embarrassing, and it debates leaving right now.

Or smiting the human first— surely he would rant and rave about this as most humans do.

[bossassnerd-blog]

He took a deep breath, rubbing his head before he spoke, "I suppose that makes something like sense. I can understand why you would prefer to appear as human, we do tend to freak out when we see anything we don't understand"

Maxie thinks for a moment before he says the next thing on his mind, "For a pokemon, you speak very well, I wouldn't worry too much about that. I have a friend who speaks much as you do and she's completely human"

[bossassnerd-blog]

"Ah", clearly the girl is just crazy and the sooner he gets her into town the sooner she’ll be able to get help, and the sooner she’ll be away form him, "Well then Miss Zekrom, shall we go?"

[zekrxm-blog]

It can literally tell he doesn’t buy it, and that irritates it more than the obscene amount of red on his person. It supposed he could look worse— he could be wearing all white. Without a word, it approaches to press a hand to its bicep, delivering a fairly powerful shock to the muscles there before holding up the hand— no wires. An eyebrow is arched.

[bossassnerd-blog]

Maxie jerked away his arm, staring at the girl for a moment. She wasn't crazy apparently, though he was still doubting that she was the Zekrom. She was most definitely a pokemon of some sort.

He looked at her again, a pokemon who could achieve a human shape, he had only heard of one that wasn't a legendary. It was seeming more likely now that she wasn't lying to him.

"The Zekrom?" 

[bossassnerd-blog]

  "Well I’m not sure what I’m suppose to tell you. I suppose some men might find this attractive but"

[leafchamp]

She shrugged, “I’ll give you that. At least no one has made a move on me. I can only hope that they enjoy getting punched in the face.”

[bossassnerd-blog]

"I find a swift knee to the groin helps there. Or your pokemon. Though I suppose I should ask your name before i give you advice on protecting yourself"

[leafchamp]

"Yes, that would work too, but I only have my Venusaur with me now. And oh, my bad. My name is Leaf Green. This is a bit of a weird first conversation isn’t it?"

[bossassnerd-blog]

"Maxie, and I suppose it could be seen as such but there's all sorts of first interactions to have. This would didn't involve either of us kissing the other so"

[bossassnerd-blog]

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He arched his eyebrow at the girl, she was strange but that wasn’t as weird as some of the things he’d seen, “The next town is close I can show the you the way…I’m afraid I don’t know your name?”

[zekrxm-blog]

Really. As much as it wracks its brain for a name, any name — can’t use its first hero’s, not in this form. That name is decidedly male, and this form isn’t compatible. Might as well come clean.

"Zekrom." The one word is sufficient, it decides. After all, shouldn’t that convey plenty? Inwardly, it wonders if he’ll be fearful.

[bossassnerd-blog]

"Ah", clearly the girl is just crazy and the sooner he gets her into town the sooner she'll be able to get help, and the sooner she'll be away form him, "Well then Miss Zekrom, shall we go?"

[bossassnerd-blog]

"…do you need me for something…Miss?"

[zekrxm-blog]

And it’s been fully mistaken for a human. Cool. Now it just can’t spark or anything. “… Yes.” Human speech seems almost foreign to it, in all honesty, but how freaky would roaring be? “… Can you.. Tell me where the nearest town is?”

Yes. Nobody will suspect a thing.

[bossassnerd-blog]

He arched his eyebrow at the girl, she was strange but that wasn't as weird as some of the things he'd seen, "The next town is close I can show the you the way...I'm afraid I don't know your name?"

[bossassnerd-blog]

  "Well I’m not sure what I’m suppose to tell you. I suppose some men might find this attractive but"

[leafchamp]

She shrugged, “I’ll give you that. At least no one has made a move on me. I can only hope that they enjoy getting punched in the face.”

[bossassnerd-blog]

"I find a swift knee to the groin helps there. Or your pokemon. Though I suppose I should ask your name before i give you advice on protecting yourself"