HARLEQUINNADE

i'm a laugh ! i'm a riot !

[puhddin]

I'M MISS SUGAR PINK, LIQUOR, LIQUOR LIPS. independent private & selective rp blog for harley quinn of dc comics. written by seth. based on vibes mostly. read rules before interacting. affiliated with @drunivers & @kuhblooey.

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[puhddin]

"You missed the turn. Where are you taking me?"

"okay, okay, don't get mad. y'gotta promise you are goin' to keep your cool for this one." harley knows eddie, she like absolutely totally knows this is a fifty-fifty situation in which he might not keep a lid on it. but she's terrible managing time, she can't keep her head straight and she can't have a fucking calendar. duty calls. she scrunches her face. before smiling, bright and neat at him, her head tilted, not looking anywhere near the road.

"-but i have t'see this guy about this thing. it's in an abandoned warehouse like...forty minutes away from your gig and we got so many hours till then. if you want it easier i don't even gotta tell you th'details on this." just like she isn't telling him how she got this car, or the fact that the warehourse meeting is her picking up a contract for later in the week. life works in mysterious ways, harley just rolls with it.

and in her defense! she wasn't exactly planning on taking eddie anywhere near her business, but she got a text on the phone she's been ignoring for the past hour in favor of listening to eddie and paying attention to eddie. and like it was today. so.

"i can get us lunch too, on the house." see an olive branch, she is so reasonable! big bright eyes just staring at him. driving is secondary.

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you've got a plan? first of all, you're copying me from when i said i had a plan.

"no i ain't." harley states matter of factly, nods her head and crosses her arms, she said maybe too loud, her brain runs faster than her hands, than her words, she's just looking everywhere. she has to admit that maybe she is...slightly copying him from when adam said he had a plan. the thing is here, situation is like any other there's some numbnuts who need some quick exterminating. they're outnumbered. outweapon'ed, hiding.

"w'need a distraction, maybe we light somethin' on fire or blow up, get them off our trail. i know y'are packin' heat with that sword of yours...you don't happen t'have a magic grenade or...is it just the giant sword?" it's a little comedic, the way harley has to look up at him. "why don't i get a giant sword? i'm an all natural blonde too...underneath the pink." adam, you are losing her and fast. anymore time passes and she will jump in, mallet and axe in hand.

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   independent, selective & private portrayal of harley quinn from dc comics.

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harley not having like super strength but having higher resistance so her going brawling with a super strength person, nose bleeding ready to throw punches ... her with a bloody nose all scrappy hair a mess...

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harley operates in a position that is outside of how the world works, she doesn’t think she needs to stop killing to be good and there’s an inherent lack of authenticity whenever she does try to pivot to A Good Guy but frankly her best work comes from her not being scared to do the hard work, the difficult work but it’s never just about that it’s the baseline of having been extracted from society by the joker and Harley finding her true way of living that way…she makes the rules, she makes her own limits, she bends reality to her will in a way that others would find frustrating. no you cannot get her down in a way that matters, others around her have to beg for her to behave and she knows how to she’s reasonable !! But also deeply intelligent and shifting in herself

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harley’s marvel verse boils down to Gotham also existing within the universe…Batman included, on a more traditional Batman scale of operating under Gotham

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happy pride im active on harley again

[mcflymemes]

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (2014) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary.

you can't! you'll die! why are you doing this? why?

it can't be done. you're asking us to die.

i have lived most of my life surrounded by enemies. i will be grateful to die among my friends.

you are an honorable man.

i will fight beside you.

well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that.

i just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders.

it is good to once again be among friends.

i can barely see.

where did you learn to do that?

i'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.

nothing goes over my head.

i have a plan.

you've got a plan? first of all, you're copying me from when i said i had a plan.

i don't think you even have a plan.

we've already established that you destroying the ship i'm on is not saving me!

when did we establish that?

i wasn't listening then.

i just saved [name]!

you don't get an opinion.

that's a fake laugh.

it's barely a concept.

you're taking their side?

what the hell does that have to do with anything?

i am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

no one's blowing up morons.

you just wanna suck the joy out of everything.

when i look around, you know what i see? losers.

i am not gonna stand by and watch as billions of lives are being wiped out.

leave it to me.

look at him. he's useless.

on that wall back there is a black panel. blinky yellow light. you see it?

how are we supposed to do that?

you must be joking.

i really heard they find you attractive.

we gotta move quickly.

for the record, i advised them against trusting you.

prove me wrong.

i am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your pelvic sorcery.

i'm a warrior. an assassin. i don't dance.

we have a legend about people like you. it's called footloose. and in it, a great hero named kevin bacon teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that dancing is the greatest thing there is.

we're just like kevin bacon.

you've heard of this. you've seen this, right? you know what this is.

you're an imbecile.

what did the galaxy ever do for you?

why would you want to save it?

what should we do next? something good? something bad? bit of both?

we'll follow your lead, [name].

take my hand.

you said it yourself, bitch.

do you believe him?

your ship is filthy.

if i had a blacklight, this would look like a jackson pollock painting.

who calls him that?

i don't know how this machine works.

what are you doing?

dance-off. me and you.

quit smiling, you idiot. you're supposed to be professional.

i like your knife. i'm keeping it.

that was my favorite knife.

i live for the simple things.

he has no respect.

you're drunk.

this is exactly why none of you have any friends.

you've always been weak.

no one talks to my friends like that.

i only ask that you take this matter seriously.

you should have learned.

i don't learn. one of my issues.

what a bunch of a-holes.

you should try to be more nice to people.

hold on a second. you're being serious right now?

[puhddin]

i've been hanging out at my multi @polarnoid btw

[truthqueen]

diana   had   learned   from   years   of   batman’s   rogue   lectures,    that   it   was   almost   best   to   let   the   harlequin   ramble.    she’ll   get   around   to   the   point   whenever   she   pleases,       the   dark   knight   always   seemed   to   snarky   towards   the   bubbly.       but   this   exchange   didn’t   seem   to   wipe   the   smirk   from   beloved   princess’   face,       perhaps   fabled   hero   was   wrong———this   could   be   interesting.    “    shall   i   remind   you,    dove,    you’re   still   considered   a   bad   egg?    ——————hypocrisy   does   not   serve   you   well   in   this   life   &   the   next…    unless,    of   course,    you   turned   over   a   new   leaf   after   your   newest   trip   from   asylum.    “     heavily   make—up   ridden   &   crinkled   paper   taken   from   clown’s   palm   for   examination.    surprisingly,    it   wasn’t   a   ploy.    there   was   good   intel   here….     maybe   too   good   to   be   true.       that   would   not   be   voiced.       calming   brown   orbs   move   down   find   manic   blues,    “    you   know   if   we   do   this——————you   cannot   collect   this   reward,    but…       i   will   not   let   the   authorities   take   your   freedom   away   from   you,    again.    “    protection   was   a   fairer   price   as   any,    especially   from   someone   of   the   amazon’s   caliber.    paper   properly   folded   &   handed   back   to   designated   sidekick,        “       do   we   have   deal?    “

[puhddin]

"i consider myself more of a...cooked egg, and i've turnin' many leaves, since my last trip to the asylum." what types of leaves and how little that has changed her own skewed moral compass, she does not care to mention. harley knows who she's loyal to, and while this is half of it, working with wonder woman! it's the dream! it's not like she's going to give up such a chance. she has her smiling, that's a win. "oh, that's like music t'my ears! ya' sure know how t'make a lady happy." no cops or bats on her ass while the lady in red white and blue was around. she could squeal out of joy. and she does. (what she doesn't point out is that in her head she is already trying to figure out how to claim the money still once everything is dealt and sorted with). with her paper back in her hand, she hides it away between her boobs, hand held out before she shakes the amazon's hand. "y'got a deal, wonder woman." her voice is sweet, endeared almost. "-now that we got that nice an' covered! we can get our hands dirty, tell me what's our first move? you speak 'n i follow." it is likely that harley will do what she pleases and potentially ignore anything said to her, but there is an off chance that she follows along, for now. harley extends her hand out to her, in a ladies first motion. it's all coming up harley quinn!

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back from my two day party turned into three

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i won’t be around this weekend !! I got a 2 day party 💕 I’ll be on discord

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hi so small reminder that this blog as well as the rest of my blogs are heavily reliant on plotting 💕 so like this and I’ll reach out to you…maybe also we can exchange discords so I don’t end up forgetting our DMs here

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i am NOT joking , i don't wanna (fraggin') do this .

"come on bigboy! you don't know that sayin' about trying anythin' once?" yeah sure this was a set up. and an unwilling patient is no good half of the time. yet, harley remained persistent. "-therapy does wonders for everyone! hell, i betcha' it'll make ya' more efficient at that intergalactic killin' that ya' do." she sure does know how to spend a friday night entertained. "besides i doubt that talkin' 'bout your feelings is gonna kill ya', so there's no hurt in tryin', right? let's see...where to even start with ya'...tell me about your childhood, huh? i bet that was a real doozy." she has a notepad and everything.

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what's in it for you?

harley is all but smiles. her eyes have gone all starry! she has to look up, and for once she isn't necessarily doing anything bad. (she's been relatively well behaved recently.) "well now that ya' asked, doll." she clears her throat, trusts @truthqueen (out of anyone on planet earth) would understand. "-there's this guy, among the bad eggs yer' trynna' catch. he's got like a crazy bounty on that head of his. and little ol' me would just loooove to get my hands on it." she pulls out the paper where she printed out the relevant information. and she holds it out for her to take. the smile not wiping from her face. "-i know that a girl like ya', well, wowzers! there's nothin' ya' can't do, but i'm an excellent sidekick, just ask anyone ya' know!" maybe not batman. but, who knows maybe he's given her glowing reviews.