The Boston Beerbarian

Just trying to drink a few beeyas but Raiders keep fuckin' with me. [Fallout 4 RP Blog]

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Me an Dagmeat

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Entry 7: Day 50

Yeah, so I thought this trip was a vacation. Ha! Let me tell ya, next time I'll book it myself! I'mma fire my travel agent!

Anyway, so the boat ride took a while and when we got to Far Harbor we were stuck in town cause I guess the fog can kill you and oh, did I mention there were these GIANT FRIGGIN SALAMANDERS!?!?!? Yeah, Curie and I get roped into this siege trapping us between the ocean and the fog with these Gulpers attacking us. Curie tended the wounded, I jumped off the barricades and punched the everliving fuck out of all those Jurassic dickbags. Remember that movie??

So we get the stink eye for being 'Mainlanders' and decide to help these people out. We journey across the island back and forth running errands, setting up little farms, killing things, you name it. Took a week for the locals to accept us.

When we finally found Acadia, we were greeted by this modded Synth called DiMA. Turns out the whole town is Synths. Curie thought it was cool. She reminds me more of Nora every day. I think I'm honestly falling for her. She's really cute and she's making life not so bad. She doesn't mind when I eat those that piss me off. She doesn't judge me when I drink. She's got my back and I think she likes me too! Haha!

So we find this girl who is on the fence about being a Synth. She thinks DiMA is up to no good so now Curie and I have to go under cover. I'll get to the bottom of this.

-O'Malley out

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Entry 6: Day 39

So Nick tells me about this asshole Kellogg. Bald muthafucka that stole my kid. We break into his place to find clues. Asshole's got this secret office. Not much to go on, but I get Dagmeat to track the scent. He's a good boy. Leads me to this old military base. I kick the door in and we get ambushed by a boatload of uh... Synths? Like androids, I guess. These plastic dickbags break easy enough. So I punch my way through. Kellogg over the PA is all 'you better run' 'you'll never get through' 'you can't beat me' so then I get there and the chickenshit wants to talk. Talk my ass! Where the fuck is my kid? He tells me this Institute has him. Bullshit! He ain't old enough for college! I kick his fuckin' teeth in. Leave him a bloody mess on the floor. Guess I hit him too hard cause this metal implant in his brain came out. I show it to Nick. He leads me to this place in Goodneighbor. This real smart doctor puts me inside Kellogg's memories...

It's weird how similar I am to this guy. Am I gonna end up being like him? It's even weirder seeing my kid all grown up in his memories. How old is he now? We come out with some info and this doctor starts talking to that medical robot, Curie. Says she can get her a body, but it may take a few days. Yeah, whateva, fuck it, I need to think.

I pass out on the couch in a drunken stupor. When I come to, my wife is standing over me, she comforts me and tells me we're gonna make it right. Only my wife didn't have a French accent. Oh, it's Curie in her new body. Looks just like Nora.. So then the doctor says we gotta lay low for a while cause the body's hot -an I don't just mean attractive! So Nick sets us up with a boat to Far Harbor. Looks like I'm going on vacation!

-O'Malley out.

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Entry 5: Day 35

Yeah, that Vault I went to? Holy fuck! So I go in theas and they tell me they need fusion cores. So I say they can buy em off me. GAVE ME A MEASELY HUNNERD CAPS!! Dickbags! Anyway, I go in thea and the place is just a boring ass little place with all the niceties of home. Oh, AND THEY WOULDN'T LET ME DRINK! But it's aight cause I sold this guy all my jet for like 2000 caps haha. Junkies. But I mighta gave him too much cause he got this brat bit by some kinda fucked up mole rat. I had to go into this secret part and save the goddamn day. Anyway, I save the kid, but this robot starts followin me around. Talking about medical and science shit. Idk. Says I'm an interesting test subject. She's lucky her voice isn't annoying. So yeah, a few days of observing me and she's like 'I need you to get me a body' an I'm like, 'shit, you pick it, I'll punch it' an she's all 'nah ya gotta get me a new one'. This bitch. I ain't got time for that. This guy Nick told me he's got a lead on my kid, so it's back to the Ol' Diamond.

-O'Malley out

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Entry 4: Day 30

Shit, I fuggot I was doin this! Guess that's what happens when you get trashed on moonshine with Strong. We drank so much that night that we had to leave Diamond City! I blacked out hard. I remember eating some chicks corpse and then going for a swim? Think there was a glowing fucker out there. I don't remember much, but something happened 'cause now I got gills and radiation makes me feel good. Shit's weird. So then Strong and I go helping out a few settlements. He likes that, the big softie. Guys like a big ass teddy bear, well, a teddy bear that doubles as a chipper-shredder. So, yeah, we help them out and I get thinking 'shit, what if they attack my place?' So I go back and build a big fuck off metal fence around the whole neighborhood and throw in some turrets I found. Fuck outtahea with that shit! After that was done I had a few beeyas. One thing leads to another and I find myself inside the Old Witch Museum... with the meanest deathclaw I have ever seen. We steal it's egg and it throws us through a window. Strong got his ass beat and I had to drag his ass to safety. We had a map to the deathclaw nest, so I head that way. One pops out and gives me the claw gauntlet, so I punch his fuckin lights out and take the egg. Heas a tip, pal, get the loot before ya pay the guy next time!! We cash it in in Diamond City. Strong tells me he respects me. I like the guy, but he got all feelingsy. Too frooty fa me! So I tell him to guard my base. Anyway, I heard there's this vault nearby Diamond City. Vault 81, I think? Gonna go check that out.

-O'Malley out

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Entry 3: Day Eight

So, I was heading over to that tower and came across a place called The Combat Zone. Inside they had a big dome you can fight in. Ever see that old movie Thunderdome? Kinda like that. Anyway, I go in and all these raiders start shooting at me. Real dick like. So I punched out their lights and kept it moving. This chick Cait ended up following me after Dagmeat ran back home. She’s kinda cute, so I let her tag along. We go to the Super Mutant Tower and while I’m beating them down, she’s opening all the locks and safes. Kinda handy, but I’m doing all the work hea! She bails. Bitch. So I meet this dude called Fist and showed him both of mine. So he’s dead. Rescued this radio-head guy. He gave me this slick suit and bailed. Almost killed this super mutant, but he’s a cool guy. Goes by Strong. We arm wrestle. He loses. He decides to tag along with me. I give him some armor from his dead homies and hand him Grognak’s axe from the comic shop. He loves it. We head to Diamond City and get jumped by dudes in the way there. After pummeling them, Strong eats a guy’s body. Fuck it, I’ll try anything once. Ain’t bad, really. Like pork. We get to the city and it’s old Fenway park. Shit, I remember getting trashed here watching a few games. Good times. This nagging reporter gets on my case as we go in. Mayor tells her off and we hit the field. Place is a'ight. Dude sold me a nail-studded bat. Got a haircut and headed to the bar to get a few beeyas. Strong never had alcohol before, so tonight we’re getting annihilated!!

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Entry Two: Day Seven

Preston told me about Diamond City. Says maybe I can find some answers there. Find my kid. Dagmeat and I shipped out. It was a long walk there. I punched a deer to death and ate it. Dagmeat found a comic store and I went in lookin for something useful. Not like I enjoy comics or anything ya froot! Anyway, we go in and the place is crawling with ghouls. Punched the crap out of em. Then this glowing motherfucker comes outta nowhere and I had to put an end to that. Found some comic nerd’s Grognak the Barbarian costume. For shits and gigs I put it on -not like I like that shit. Lemme tell ya, I look better in it than that puff on the comics haha. Think I’ll hang onto this. We came across this duck pond and I found a cooler, luckily it had three beeyas! Then this giant -and I mean giant, he was three times as tall as me- Super Mutant comes rising out of the pond with a swan taped to this shoulder. So I got into my power armor and punched the crap out of him. Lemme tell ya, he was one tough muthafucka! Damn near killed me. But he’s dead and I’m drinking his stash. Oh, and I took his power fist. Better luck next time, Chief. Fuck outta hea! Anyway, I just picked up a radio station from some wuss who’s trapped in a tower full of super mutants. After Swan, I think I can fix his problem.

-O'Malley out.

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Entry 1: Day Three

I have been through some pretty weird shit the past couple days. It’s like a bad trip or something. Or like that time I ate that truck stop tuna sammich after a night with the boys. Weird times. Anyway, I got out the vault and went back to my old crib. Robot’s still here but everyone else fucked off. Had to punch a bunch of bugs, but it ain’t nothin. Took a walk over to the gas station to find a beeya, found a dog instead. I call ‘em Dagmeat. He’s a good boy. We fought some rats together -maybe they were moles, idk. Anyway, it started to get dark so I came back home. Can’t sleep in that house anymore. It’s too weird. I spent that night scrapping the neighborhood. Finally got rid of that good awful fence Jimmy put up. Looks like I got the last laugh there. Today I went further into town. There were a bunch of raisers harassin this bunch of wusses. I showed them what was what. Wusses gave me this suit of power armor. I couldn’t breathe with the helmet, so I took it off. The leader asked me if I was claustrophobic. You believe the nerve of that guy? I ain’t never even looked at a dude that way. Claustrophobic my ass! Anyway, it was kinda quiet around here, so I invited them to the hood. They’re in the way now. Still never found that beeya. Anyway, I figure if I record this stuff maybe I won’t go crazy. But if anyone things this makes me soft they can fuggitaboutit.

-O'Malley out.