Eshen

Undead Listener, member of the Pests crew

[frawgs]

how much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped .. u just hear plat plat plat plat coming towards u and u look down and it’s a frog going at full speed

[spaceepigeon]

[bosun-eshen]

@ralphie-the-wrench-frog

[glumshoe]

An unexpected tenant—after at least three years, a cocoon resting on my mother’s cabinet eclosed this evening to reveal a handsome male Cecropia moth:

He flapped around my kitchen for a while before I managed to get him outside. Talk about a late bloomer!

[fandomfirewater]

How long are they normally in the cocoon for?

[glumshoe]

A few weeks, if born in the spring, but late-summer broods stay in their cocoon all winter.

There’s a lot of variation in moth metamorphosis. Some will simply not spin silk cocoons at all and will just pupate in the nude, which is sort of awkward, and once in a while we’ll have one emerge a year later than expected. This guy takes the cake, though—he was actually born in 2017, meaning that he’s spent FOUR WINTERS in his cocoon! Talk about procrastination...

Big man. Big big very large humongous man.

Very beautiful... very powerful.

[my-gender-is]

My gender is “mom” but as an old deity who has been reincarnated as a human

[the-crew-of-warren]

It’s Kori

[kori-archivist-gremlin]

It me

[transgenderer]

if david lynch was a crab hed be called david pinch and hed be able to edit his movies by hand with his sharp claws. so think about that a little

[themagnificentmasteratarms]

@bosun-eshen

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

trans crab. he is a crab and he is trans.

if you want this guy on a shirt or a sticker, my redbubble is linked my pinned post!

[cosmiclion]

Happy International Asexuality Day, have an ace frog! 🖤🤍💜 Reminder that ace people are beautiful and valid and if you exclude them from the queer community you aren’t welcome on this blog 😘

[bosun-eshen]

@ralphie-the-wrench-frog

[patchjacketking]

Can I interest you in my religion? God is a long furby and we are only specks of dust within its fluff

Here’s a long furby I embroidered for my gf

[pepprs]

[themagnificentmasteratarms]

@bosun-eshen

[toastbutteregg]

[dragoon811]

Honestly? Way more terrifying. I’ll behave.

[moniquill]

This is a threat.

[bosun-eshen]

The Captain runs in fear

[sylph8]

Today our DM made our party of bootleg mechanisms meet the other bootleg mechanisms - I present to you, Viscount Meriam, Vine and Michelangelo, members of the Machines!

They were very confused by how much the party knew about their personal lives and didn’t even object when we started giving Meriam relationship advice since a certain Tiffrassir had a few complaints.

Bonus: the party

[my-gender-is]

My gender is

Him

[bosun-eshen]

@ralphie-the-wrench-frog

[bigeisamazing]

[bosun-eshen]

@ralphie-the-wrench-frog this u

[ralphie-the-wrench-frog]

it’s gonna be sooooo fucking funny when kori gets attacked by better odin....like i don’t wanna wish death on a crew mate but........👀👀

[kori-archivist-gremlin]

I may have died 3 maybe four times; but in the end I won and that is what matters

[ralphie-the-wrench-frog]

>:(((((

[bosun-eshen]

I am eaten much less often than I used to be and I appreciate that

[bosun-eshen]

When you log into the group chat for the first time in a day and your crew mates immediately ask you how many bones you’ve got

[kori-archivist-gremlin]

Eshen please answer the question

[bosun-eshen]

Ralphie counted them last time I died, ask frog

[icannotreadcursive]

Hi I’d like that Star Trek crash course if you don’t mind 😊

These are my dad’s recommendations for Star Trek episodes and films to be watched, in order, by someone completely new to the ST franchise.

(This list predates, and thus does not include Star Trek: Discovery or Picard, which is honestly fine because you really shouldn’t come into those cold anyway)

Star Trek: The Original Series

Where No Man Has Gone Before

Charlie X

What Are Little Girls Made Of

The Galileo Seven

The Devil in the Dark

The City on the Edge of Forever

Journey to Babel

The Doomsday Machine

The Trouble with Tribbles

The Menagerie, Parts I and II

The Enterprise Incident

OPTIONAL: The Cage

ST: The Animated Series

Yesteryear

One of Our Planets is Missing

More Tribbles, More Troubles

The Slaver Weapon

FILMS

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

NOW OR LATER: Star Trek III: The Search or Spock

NOW OR LATER: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

ST: The Next Generation

11001001

Conspiracy

Q Who

Peak Performance

The Survivors

Yesterday's Enterprise

The Most Toys

The Measure of a Man

Sarek

The Best of Both Worlds, Parts I and II

Darmok

Ensign Ro

Unification, Parts I and II

Cause and Effect

I, Borg

Realm of Fear

Chain of Command, Parts I and II

Tapestry

Preemptive Strike

All Good Things..., Parts I and II

FILMS:

Star Trek: First Contact

ST: DS9

Emissary

Dax

Duet

Necessary Evil

The Wire

The Jem'Hadar

The Search, Parts I and II

Defiant

Past Tense, Parts I and II

The Way of the Warrior

The Visitor

Starship Down

Broken Link

Trials and Tribble-ations

In Purgatory's Shadow

Far Beyond The Stars

In the Pale Moonlight

Take Me Out to the Holosuite

Treachery, Faith and the Great River

Chimera

ST: Voyager

Caretaker

Prime Factors

Death Wish

Deadlock

Unity

Scorpion, Parts I and II

The Gift

Timeless

Think Tank

Someone to Watch Over Me

Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy

Pathfinder

Body and Soul

Endgame

ST: Enterprise

Broken Bow

Dear Doctor

Fusion

Carbon Creek

Dead Stop

Similitude

Borderland

Proving Ground

These Are The Voyages...

FILMS

Star Trek (JJ Abrams)

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

[bosun-eshen]

He ATE a KNIFE

[ralphie-the-wrench-frog]

and he DIED

[rosie-with-knives]

Well YEAH

[ralphie-the-wrench-frog]

and he didn’t EXPECT that!!!!!!!

[bosun-eshen]

He’s a lovely lady but not always a smart one

[yoltic]

Our captain should, must, and will give us the stomach acid

[not-so-humble-captain]

You can’t make me do anything.

[nebulaskitchencorner]

Stop being a coward and hand over the stomach acid

[bosun-eshen]