Master At Arms For The Warren

Tumblr for Percy Bones

[themagnificentmasteratarms]

Hey guys my inbox is open if you want to ask questions

[brambleghostart]

I have questions….

[themagnificentmasteratarms]

*squints* Marius?

[stopstopstopstopstopp-deactivat]

Dont worry :) youre safe its just some water

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[stopstopstopstopstopp-deactivat]

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🦈

[azulzstupidity]

.∘ .∘ 🐳 ∘. 🐟 ∘. 🐟 .° 🐟 🐠 °. 🦑

[atleastitsnotasbestos]

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.∘ 🐟.∘.

🐟.∘.∘🐟.∘.🐟

.∘. .∘.🐡 .∘. .∘.

.∘.🦈🦈 .∘. .∘.

.∘🦈 🦈🦈 .∘. 🦈

🐋

[fantasticwolfpenguin]

*･゜ﾟ･🦐*:.｡..｡.:* 🦀 *:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

[pinkys-plan]

OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND OUT HOW TO MAKE THESE AND NOW I AM UNSTOPPABLE

[transgenderer]

if david lynch was a crab hed be called david pinch and hed be able to edit his movies by hand with his sharp claws. so think about that a little

[themagnificentmasteratarms]

@bosun-eshen

[dykecadence]

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

[purrfectly]

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[cosmiclion]

Happy International Asexuality Day, have an ace frog! 🖤🤍💜 Reminder that ace people are beautiful and valid and if you exclude them from the queer community you aren’t welcome on this blog 😘

[bosun-eshen]

@ralphie-the-wrench-frog

[stickyfrogs]

Happy World Frog Day to everyone from the Stickyfrogs!

They send an extra big Wheelbarrow of Treaties to their friends in the wild who are fighting extinction and to all the Wonderful Frog Scientists helping them out!

[themagnificentmasteratarms]

@ralphie-the-wrench-frog

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he…

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[pepprs]

[themagnificentmasteratarms]

@bosun-eshen

[music]

Celebrate Black History Month with Tumblr!

Here's some of the songs we're vibin' to at Tumblr. Serving you jams from some of your faves, some new hits and some songs you forgot you loved — giving you Black Excellence from start to finish.

🎨: @everlastingrandom

[eschatologica-anthophilya-deact]

[alex51324]

JUST IN CASE there’s anyone seeing this funny picture who doesn’t fully understand why this is a terrible idea a circuit breaker is a safety device.  It’s designed to shut off a given circuit in the event of an overload.  If you stop it from doing its job, you could set your house on fire.  Even if that doesn’t happen, you can also cause really expensive damage to your house’s electrical system.  

Most houses (and other residential units) will have outlets on several different circuits. (Major appliances, like the stove and refrigerator, usually get their own.) If you have a breaker that keeps tripping, look around for an outlet that still works when that breaker trips, and plug some of your stuff in there instead.  (There may even be a helpful diagram inside of the door of your breaker panel--most of the places I’ve lived, it was either left blank or completely illegible, but it’s worth checking.)  The idea is to spread the load out over multiple circuits.  

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

TIL the function of a circuit breaker isn't common knowledge

[noctumsolis]

What the hell else do people think they're for?

[appendingfic]

Remember that there’s at least a whole generation of people who were raised without any serious education on how to maintain homes or personal property by their parents or schools

[kyrianne]

An entire mall in my hometown burned down because of this kind of tomfoolery

[hcnnibal]

embracing my god complex by changing my pronouns from he/him to He/Him

[themagnificentmasteratarms]

@not-so-humble-captain

[cctinsleybaxter]

Have been reminded that Guy N. Smith is the only horror author i respect

[cctinsleybaxter]

And of course my personal favorite:

[themagnificentmasteratarms]

@bosun-eshen I have some questions

[themagnificentmasteratarms]

Does anyone know how to get rid of a goose?

[3frogs-in-a-trench-coat]

Afab: ASSIGNED FROG AT BIRTH

[themagnificentmasteratarms]

@ralphie-the-wrench-frog it you

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[fishinachinabowl-deactivated202]

idk why I’m so happy to see Black Russians

[bearded-shepherd]

Damn I’m not even Russian but I feel this is my soul

[rosie-with-knives]

@the-crew-of-warren

[the-crew-of-warren]

so what IS sour cream everyone

- nik, appearing from the ether to cause problems and disappear again

[themagnificentmasteratarms]

Idk but it’s tasty