Botanist Cool

Literal Plant Doctor and Content Creator! Here to vibe, have fun, and share what I create! Follow me on Twitch and YT!

[academicssay]

academic self-regulation explained

[basingstokemercury]

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[the-haiku-bot]

This stupid exchange

between friends has become a

cultural icon.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hazeldomain]

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

[hazeldomain]

The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

[brainsforbabyjesus]

My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

[hazeldomain]

MAGNIFICENT

[readysetyeet]

Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty

[devilboyblues]

"my stepdad's wife"

[helepikolik]

@sapphic-sargent your tags omg

You are doing God’s work

[leiten7]

[depsidase]

[blueskittlesart]

ever since i realized im their age now all i want to do is draw them doing the stupid shit me and my friends do for fun

[thotsandpreyers]

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[geekygothgirl]

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[uncahier]

[kylieminvogue]

COLUMBO S8E4 - "Grand Deceptions"

[soniclion92]

rip maya doomed to be narumitsu's thirdwheel

[lostinhistory]

Wake up babe, new octopus just dropped

He's such a little guy!

[botanist-cool]

I promise I’ve been painting I just forget to post! Here’s the latest update for my Dungeons and Lasers Pirate Air Ship!

Watch the Video Here

[leiten7]

this is canon i asked

[mossworm]

please stop entering my home and getting lost inside

[nuka-rockit]

enchanted by his whimsical aura

[torchwick-trash]

I made a wonderful life on tomodachi life!!