I Write Weird Shit

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[obviousplant]

My neighbors just received this flyer in their mailboxes. See more dads here!

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<3

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[1000drawings]

[goodassdog]

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stressed he might flip the bird and open his mouth

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Mom: can you pass the mayonnaise?

Me: can you pass this dick?

[prom-night-dumpster-baby]

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That’s me with a hoagie

[eminemisnotverytalented]

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This guy needs to write a book. 100% would read. Just in these short passages alone, I developed personal attachments to the said lead characters

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note to self: don’t try myself

[mickacatt]

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there’s a reason why mars is red and mercury is brown

[na-kim]

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It’s okay; I can see with my penis.

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Me: we are out of toilet paper

Me: use your hands

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This is my cutie amoebo -— create your own on my blog (if you want to)

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why dafuq u lying

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shooting you wit my laserrrrrsssssssss