Aug 12
hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel
500 MILES?!?!?!
#An easy shortcut would be to take the Stairway To Heaven- but considering the fact that you're driving it may not be feasible#what you want to do is to take your Low Rider down Electric Avenue and through Funky Town (make sure to avoid the exit into Margaritaville)#you might need to stop for the Crazy Train or the Last Train to London on the way#If you're Under Pressure for time you can try being a real Highway Star and outspeed them in the Heat Of The Moment#but I suggest turning back and heading Up Around The Bend and then Down Around The Corner to skip the wait#Taking the longer route might leave you Running On Empty- and watching you gas drop might really feel like The Final Countdown there...#But as long as you Push It To The Limit and live Life In The Fast Lane you can probably get there without needing to Hitch A Ride#hope that helps
