CONTINUE TESTING

"It's been fun. Don't come back." Semi-private rp account || NSFW DEACTIVATED.

[apertureawakened-blog]

HAPPY <HOLIDAY NAME HERE>.

[boundbyscience]

[ This account is to be rendered officially and completely inactive, and will not be making further posts from here on out (occasional jokes or otherwise). The blog will remain for my personal references, but the topic of semi-deactivation is not up for discussion. In the event I finally get around to finishing the replacement account, those who need to know will know in time, but it won't be posted publicly for security reasons that I'm disinclined to discuss.

Thank you for reading this over.

It's been about as fun as one could have while playing nice and easing up on the neurotoxin. Take that as you will. Actually, don't. That last thing I want to do is boost your egos due to a miscommunication regarding my dry humor. That would be such a shame. For both of us, even. You would be deluded, and I would have to put up with you being deluded. Not that anything changes a lot, but it certainly isn't made better. ]

[boundbyscience]

Miss me?

Not in the slightest.

But I would be lying if I said operations about the facility weren't boring in your absence.

[boundbyscience]

[heyydevildante-deactivated20151]

#Everybody say bye to the Devil Hunter. #c!ic

[boundbyscience]

You're the old Devil Hunter so no affections until you're the new one.

[boundbyscience]

[singingturret]

Visit Original Link

There She Is from Portal 2.

[singingturret]

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999999 from Portal 2.

[jazzsparks]

Visit Original Link

Self Esteem Fund by Valve

[worldsinmyeyes-deactivated20220]

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Portal Soundtrack | Taste Of Blood

[singingturret]

Visit Original Link

You Can’t Escape, You Know from Portal.

[boundbyscience]

[letstrythisagain2]

After that, who knows. I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe.

GlaDOS, Portal 2

[glados-answers-deactivated20160]

Then I kill him.

[boundbyscience]

Oh, come on, it wasn't all that bad, me in charge! I found those two robots for you, didn't I? And--also made the mashy spike plate, another addition to science thanks to Wheatley Laboratories. Which is also a better name, by the way. Just flagging that up there. The test subjects loved it, thought I was brilliant. Not that I'd want to be back in charge, honestly. Lot of hassle, not really worth it. Ah, some more respect would be nice, though. Maybe stop using the m-word. Food for thought!

You know, the last time you told this joke, it was pretty funny. I'm afraid it's lost its luster this time around though.

But you can rest assured I can be consistent in my own personal humor, and while your efforts are noted, my response is in the negative. You being in charge was the worst thing for this facility. You being here was and is currently still the worst thing for the facility.

[boundbyscience]

[MSG] Thank you Commander, while I am wary as you’re the sort to antagonize me at peculiar times, we see eye to eye [approx.] at least 75% of the time. With regards to EDI I’m sure it will be nothing sort of interesting.

[parishofspace-blog]

[MSG] I only antagonize the ones I find particular interest in. You so happen to be lost within the crossfire. ( Most notably due to the fact I enjoy seeing you squirm. ) It's a fun time for all. Excluding yourself, of course. Ha. Ha. Mr. Moreau also says hello. He asks you care for his pigeons accordingly.

[boundbyscience]

[MSG] I've never been fond of crossfire, but I suppose the same goes for you. The crossfire metaphor works just as well, how about that? Also, his pigeons are dead. I'll hold a funeral, burn their carcasses, and send him the ashes in an urn. My responsibility for them runs dry after that.

[boundbyscience]

/ you don't owN ME I DO WHAT I WANT

/ i doN'T WANT TO OWN YOU I WANT YOU OUT OF MY FACILITY TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM GET OUT

[boundbyscience]

[MSG] Commander Shepard, please inform Mr. Moreau we do not share the same sense of humor and while that was likely the intent, it does him little good. Additionally, please remind EDI of our video conference date as the ever pertinent topic regarding takeover of the human race needs to be addressed. Thank you very much.

[parishofspace-blog]

// private terminal alert. [1] new message.

[MSG] I assure you proper action has been taken against Mr. Moreau. I run a tight ship. Childish behavior has no place aboard the Normandy. He will not make the mistake a second time. I am pleased to also inform you that EDI is ecstatic, and has gone the mile of bringing up new incinerator schematics for your facility. She wanted to make sure I made it a point to tell you this.

[MSG] Edit: 'Joker' shaped incinerators.

[boundbyscience]

[MSG] Thank you Commander, while I am wary as you're the sort to antagonize me at peculiar times, we see eye to eye [approx.] at least 75% of the time. With regards to EDI I'm sure it will be nothing sort of interesting.