The Witching Hour

Vicky | 22 | Vienna | Gay™ | Multifandom | Currently obsessed with CAOS is that noticeable

[anthonycrowleymoved]

sometimes i’m like ‘fanfiction can’t shock me anymore i’m numb to it’ then i find this shit

[anthonycrowleymoved]

every moment of a cumulative thirteen years of catholic education is simultaneously screaming out in agony at this reply

[rustbaby]

Tbh the only way an average-looking guy could get 12 hot guys to follow him around and hang off his every word is if he’s the only top

[anthonycrowleymoved]

[butlerbookbinding]

Obviously Christ was a top, the Catholic Church keeps reminding us he’s inside everyone, and the one and only time he got nailed, it took him three days to recover.

[moonisneveralone]

So ain’t nobody gonna ask OP what they were doing looking for Jesus/Judas fanfiction?

[anthonycrowleymoved]

trying to find jesus/judas fanfiction to read i thought that was obvious

[great-tweets]

omggggg

[bisaster-energy]

that kitty really went

[yharnambimbo]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

[dankmemeasstronaut]

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

[dingdongyouarewrong]

…. do you need something, or?

[dankmemeasstronaut]

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

[dingdongyouarewrong]

im short circuiting

[yayartstuff]

reading this post was like falling down the stairs

[coldest-goodbye]

i really hate to say that the only version of the moana song that i can remember is the one from tgwdlm and it is painful how often it gets stuck in my head

[dragonfly-fandoms]

What are you talking about Moana make way make way consider the coconut HO HO consider its trees the island gives us what we need and no one leaves I didn’t like this movie It’s the CIRCLE OF LIFE are definitely the same lyrics~ as the actual movie, so what does it matter?

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[homunculus-argument]

I wish rich people went back to keeping artists as pets. Like when you’re wealthy enough you pick a cool weirdo to do regular commissions for you, and if you really want to flex on your peers, you’ve got several.

 And you visit them every once in a while like “hello, I’ve paid for your rent and your tools, have you worked on that commission giant oil painting of me getting sucked off by my political opponent, who is unfortunately still the mayor of this town, like I requested?”

 And your favourite feral art person looks up - mouth full of gravel and completely surrounded by art-related trash like “no, but I designed a helicopter.”

And you’re like “that’s fucking lit, the mayor doesn’t have a helicopter. Please carry on as you have.”

[igonecrazy]

Just realised that if Donald Trump wins the presidential elections, it’ll be 5 years before we can even think about a canon Destiel.. Dammit America, what are you doing!

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 9th of november, 2016.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

No fucking way

[vraska-theunseen]

[9213829742038239-deactivated202]

if you had told me two months ago id be reblogging posts about destiel i wouldve killed you on the spot

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

2020 in review: january, february, march, march, march, march, march, april, mayjunejulyaugustseptemberoctober, november 1, november 2, november 3, november 3 part 2, november 3 part 3, november 3 part 

[godlessondheimite]

[left-boob]

Only Starkid fans will understand

[mega-kay-xiv-deactivated2020092]

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[bofadibeppo]

What just happened here

[clownboybebop]

We Put Some Dill and a Little Lemon on That Bad Boy, What Happens Next Will Slap Your Balls Clear Into Next Tuesday

[shawsbear]

[felinesassosaurus]

[sorion]

HOW DARE YOU HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS?!?

[official-german-translationen]

Rammstein but shakespearean english.

Thou. Thou hast. Thou hast me.