I Promise Iām Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer
now with a sequel:
I Swear Iām Not Pregnant, Iām Just Naming Characters
Donāt forget: Iām not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it
And the ever appealling: Iām Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder
I recommend
Iām Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb
And my personal favourite
I Swear Iām Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases
How about: Iām Not Religious, Iām Only Trying to Invent Scientific Words with Parts of Dead Languages
Iām Not a Priest, I Just Need to Know Various Methods of Exorcism
Iām not a porn addict, I just write so much smut I need new ideas
Iām Not A Drug Addict, I Just Need to Know Exactly How Much Heroin Goes For On the Streetā¦
















