Call Jermaine, mama
On this day in 2005,
We Belong Together began the first of four weeks at the top of the Billboard Hot 100.
Displaced by Carrie Underwood for a week
Then came back for TEN more weeks at #1.
Your fave will literally never.
Stranger Things
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Claire Keane
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taylor price
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shark vs the universe
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One Nice Bug Per Day
$LAYYYTER

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Call Jermaine, mama
On this day in 2005,
We Belong Together began the first of four weeks at the top of the Billboard Hot 100.
Displaced by Carrie Underwood for a week
Then came back for TEN more weeks at #1.
Your fave will literally never.
I'm just a li'l lap baby who needs to be held.
I've had this big wheel for over 6 months now and still can't ride it.
Shoutout to Robin Thicke's mama, Gloria Loring.
What you wanna eat, Boo? Let me feed you I'm so glad I outgrew this pickme anthem. Men don't want this shit And they don't respect the woman tryna give it to them.
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS SEEM TO HIT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NII-HI-HIIIGHT?!?!? Shoutout to them factory setting teeth! Why DOES it always seem to hit me in the middle of the night?
I've always been old man bait
If he's old enough to be my father,
He's gon be in my face
I think it's the autism
They can see it, smell it,
Think I'm someone who needs to be fathered or manipulated, Ion't know
Cute older guy who was NOT the Old Nupe was down to the Jazz Fest flirting with me
And i took note of how he made his interactions with me a joke
Cause it's safer to just be silly
Whole time, I mighta been receptive to him if he was serious for 2 minutes.
I've always been old man bait, tho
Men my age aren't interested
And the old men only talk to me to prove to themselves they can get my number like
There's no follow through.
They're just impossible.
ADHD SO UNTREATED, I thought my car got towed. I forgot that I parked it in a different spot yesterday. I put on shorts and went outside and didn't see my car where I thought I parked it And didn't see it in the usual spot And I went through a whole process, bitch, like, Stop. You've been here 16 years and haven't been towed, ever, no matter what you're driving. Your car is here. And it was! Parked in front of that guy's 4Runner. I moved it back to my usual spot that I can see out of my window But I legit forgot that I parked it in a different spot yesterday.
It's like I'm moving on autopilot I was halfway to Costco yesterday when I had to check in with myself like, I know I'm going to Costco, But what I'm doing when I get there? I then remembered what I was gon get, and the gas to top off my tank But it's whole PAUSES I'm having to take, lately.
ADHD SO UNTREATED, I thought my car got towed. I forgot that I parked it in a different spot yesterday. I put on shorts and went outside and didn't see my car where I thought I parked it And didn't see it in the usual spot And I went through a whole process, bitch, like, Stop. You've been here 16 years and haven't been towed, ever, no matter what you're driving. Your car is here. And it was! Parked in front of that guy's 4Runner. I moved it back to my usual spot that I can see out of my window But I legit forgot that I parked it in a different spot yesterday.
Life has a funny way Of sneaking up on you when you think everything's OK And everything's going right And life has a funny way Of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong And everything blows up in your face Thank you, Glen Ballard
Alyse Eady
Biracial, adopted by two Black parents,
White husband and white kids, tho
She looks cute in her li'l braids on TV.
White woman sharing a normal, everyday experience she had with a Black male coworker friend.
She was driving him home and he wanted to stop at the convenience store,
But the cops showed up to check on her to see if she, the white person, was OK.
Just like they did that time when I had that white gay makeup artist former friend in my passenger seat.
I stopped breathing as I read her account and the memory of my own similar incident hit me square in the nose.
Jon was a racist white gay,
And he thought the cops pulling me over and checking to see if HE was OK was hilarious,
And that's why he's no longer part of my life.
It's startling to see my name in marketing emails, like,
Publix, I love you,
But are we on a first name basis?
Girlies talking about how rough it is to let go of a connection in a world where we don't connect with most people, anyway
And yeah.
It be yeeeears until I even find someone worth crushing on.
I'm 46 months celibate right now cause I just cannot with anyone.
Men are impossible.
Rachelle Ferrell depresses the fuck outta me.
Lady, how do you DO that?
Young Curtis Mayfield?
Baby, YES
What you wanna eat, Boo?
Lemme feed you
I love me some juicy lips and a bell pepper ass nose on a Black man.
Give me them AFRICAN features, please