bone app the teeth

Vanessa | 22 | Ireland Owns a million dogs. Writes fanfiction and poetry. Emotionally compromised by ships at all times. Awful and shameless but a Good Time™. Not as cool in real life as on the internet. The askbox is always open, so come on in!!! And talk about all kinds of stuff w/ me. I don't bite. I entertain, like, 99.9% of ideas and your asks WILL NEVER, EVER ANNOY ME so GO FOR IT.

[flowerinaflame]

[purpleorange]

Doodle

[birdonahotdog]

How does it feel to be an adult?

exhausting and everything is expensive

[popiscle-deactivated20150726]

trying to comfort a friend

[zenec]

when ur about to drag someone

[tsarcams-deactivated20140910]

my mom asked what the d was and i told her doritos and she just told her boyfriend that she wants the d and i just

[tsarcams-deactivated20140910]

update: he told her the truth

[oluart]

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[batwan-deactivated20220318]

Women of American Gods ➝ Easter

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

[plants4]

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

Salvadore Monella 2 hours later

[forcountrygirls-blog]

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

[lured-deactivated20170602]

what does Quil do

[softbutxh-deactivated20170428]

All the time all the time

[goodassdog]

[jack-hoff]

This is me trying to work out how to fix s car engine.

[satyrical-prince]

He’s like a trapped roomba

[pr1nceshawn]

When The Cake Decorator Takes You Seriously…

[prideprejudce]

hands down the best twitter story ever

[prideprejudce]

bonus

[angel-of-death-2015]

OH MY GOD THE BONUS 😭😭😭

[gimmethebeachboys]

[hexoflexi-deactivated20220106]

Let him practice. His recital is soon