The Infinitely Prolonged

Free insults

[glitchyoongi]

[thursday]

[bowerickwb]

Payback is a bitch

[kaweeaboo]

this is rather foreboding.

[disembodiedghost]

gretchen making all of our texting dreams come true

[jminies-deactivated20180211]

omg what a dork

[parkjmzl]

make me choose → @knockofftoms said: eat jin or english with namjoon (trans cr.)

[bwisan]

the two moods

[obviousplant]

What do you use it for?

[fredersen]

walks into the scandinavian mcdjønalds

orders a hæmbjørger

[lukecastellan]

[erikillmongerrr-blog]

What have you been doing today?

[milesgmoralles]

On a scale of 1 to Dustin Henderson, how stressed out are you?

[bowerickwb]

anxiety: hey its time

me: for what

anxiety: its time

me: ?????????

anxiety: :)

me: ????????????????????????????????????????????

[basketcasemp3]

[bowerickwb]

[literalnobody]

“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week