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whenever someone says they can tell i’m an only child, it’s like, great… do i give ‘independent’, ‘spoilt brat’, or ‘freak’

i love making up random lies to customers. today a lady asked me if i had any plans after work and i said i’m taking my little sister to her ballet lesson..im an only child.

#i love making shit up

i’m rewatching downton and up to about episode 6 on season 1 and i’m being reminded of just how fucking evil thomas barrow is. he had it OUT for mr bates.

i guess i just forgave him for the fact of rob james-collier being so hot.

blinded by lust, like the common fool i am.

#downton abbey #thomas barrow #rob james collier #robert james collier #thomasbarrow #john bates

papa-evershed

RJC coming up on Act On This

gracefullyspiteful

A cutie patootie

gracefullyspiteful

Ah Rob 💔

devious-cat

#downton abbey #thomas barrow

as an australian i simply can not sympathise with the uk “heatwave”

not until you guys have sat exams in 48 degree heat.

EDIT: finding out you guys are real distressed about this heat wave thing. sorry to offend i guess. (don’t cancel me)

#is it actually that bad #maybe i’m just being an asshole

shochmonster

When your underbutler is actually just a 5th Dimension Elder God.... ...or just a man against the crush of the world.

for every downton character given a bad spray tan in the movies. an angel loses its wings

#downton abbey #thomas barrow #robert crawley #rob james collier

junodarling

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being Thomas Barrow

#thomas barrow #jimmy kent #thommy #downton abbey

thisandthetis-deactivated201505

carson is 6735% sure that they’re fucking

gigivanoir

Thomas Barrow | S5 Christmas Special

bowieoo

he looks so silly standing like that

#he looks like he’s pregnant #is that how he’s supposed to be holding the guns?#i’m dont hold shot guns that often #if at all #thomas barrow #rob james collier #downton abbey

yellow-cat

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt