John I’m Only Shitposting

Just a pit for me to drop all my bowie shit into. (they/them)

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My campers were asking me questions about david bowie today and this one kid goes "Were you sad when he died?" and I was like yes I was very sad and he goes "Okay. I was 1 year old so I wasn't sad yet" 😭 like ok!!!

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Honestly, David Bowie on cocaine reminds me of people of Wal-Mart... Who else would fucken put their piss n jizz in the fridge? Wal-Martians, that's who.

I think about this ask every day actually 

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hey it's been like over 4 years since I've first answered this but I want you to know that I will still randomly thing about "Wal-Martians" whenever i step foot in a walmart.

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93

93 - Have you ever broken a bone?

Yes, two. I broke my ring finger on my left hand on a trampoline, and I fractured my fifth metatarsal when I fell down the stairs trying to get my headphones. (fun fact after I fell I knew my foot was broken but I got up and hobbled over to the livingroom to grab the headphones anyway, took me like 8 minutes but it was worth it, I then continued to walk on it without a boot for like a week and even went to a concert. Queen of ignoring my problems)

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reblogging this to update the answer to 3 bc i broke my tailbone in february and totally forgot about it

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reblogging to update to 4 because I got a stress fracture in my right foot during a wedding when someone slammed the heel of her shoe down on my foot during a circle dance :P

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Had a dream that someone got so upset from seeing photos of hoggle that we had to start tagging things with him in it with ‘tw hoggle’ and if you went into the tag it was just filled with the same picture of him over and over.

this was the photo

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am i insane or did Bowie accidentally run himself over twice?

I've been sitting on this for a hot second and honestly he might've? I remember reading somewhere that he broke his leg trying to start his car because it rolled into his leg while he was manually cranking the engine and then I think either he ran over his foot once or got pinned between his car and a parked car? These may all be the same story my memory of it is fuzzy at best and I can't find anything in my books about it currently but if I can procure a source for these I'll reblog with them!

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I love that butterfly effect thing cause who would've guessed that me getting a job at a summer camp 4+ years ago would lead to me meeting a guy who's friends with Gerry Leonard and is currently working on a David Bowie tribute movie lmfao

[athanza]

From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest

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@toriyatsuki: I googled the goatee boy to find Ratty Pics for you but your post came up ,, I’ve never been more proud

OHHHHH MY GOD IH MY GOD HOLY SHIT

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Another Bowie Ask Game!

Cursed song edition!!

Heads up: Remember guys just because I find these songs cursed does NOT mean you have to share that opinion. Cursed does not always mean it’s bad. (unless its TLG)

The Laughing Gnome - What’s one sound that annoys you?

Please Mr. Gravedigger - Weirdest dream?

Sell Me A Coat - Favorite season?

Rubber Band - top 3 bands (not including bowie or his affiliated acts)

Fame (Live) - best and worst concerts you’ve been to.

Velvet Goldmine - What weird smells do you enjoy?

Chilly Down - What was the strangest experience you’ve had?

Pablo Picasso - Do you make art? If not, who is your favorite artist?

Andy Warhol - Someone you look up to?

Tin Machine - favorite dad rock song

Pretty Thing (from Tin Machine) -  Do you wear makeup? what is your favorite makeup product?

Time - Worst memory? Best memory?

Alabama song - Have you ever travelled? 

Chant Of The Ever Circling Skeletal Family - what are you going to be for halloween?

Cracked Actor - do you have/want kids? 

I’m Afraid Of Americans - worst fear? 

Dead Man Walking - do you believe in ghosts 

Beat of your drum - sexuality?

Segue - Baby Grace (A Horrid Cassette) - Any pets? 

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One of my friends thinks that Bowie was the one that got away for Mick Jagger

And I'm glad he did I'll drink to that!

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🧍🏼‍♀️ Mick Jagger was at epstein island

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Somewhere in space David Bowie is throwing a party

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David decided to wish me a happy 25th in the worst way possible tonight

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Just saw a guy who looked so much like bowie from the corner of your eye that it was surreal and scary and when we looked away for more than 3 seconds he fucking vanished what the Hell.

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I bet in the 80s David Bowie went to church but NEVER on time, and everyone just learned to accept it except for ONE GUY.He probably had a stupid name like Bob and he would always bully David for it, so when he mentioned that he was writing a new song, Bob said something stupid like "Oh mention how you ALWAYS get to church on time." David was just fed up with it by now so he said, "YOU KNOW WHAT BOB? I THINK I WILL!" And that, my children is why Modern Love says "Church on time" Every 5 seconds.

Modern Love original lyrics be like

Church on time! (fuck you bob)

Church on time! (I'll see you in hell)

Church on time! (get fucked bob)

Church on time! (i'm SO PUNCTUAL)

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Somewhere in space David Bowie is throwing a party

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what are some of ur favorite bowie looks?? honestly i can't pick but i think he literally pulls off anything. also what other classics are you into?

goatee bowie owns my soul so the fit he had in my pfp is a fav, ummmm puzzle shirt from tmwfte movie , the outfit from the time will crawl mv. i liked most of his casual fits tbh I don't know if I have a favorite "classic" bowie look that I like?