what is the most important step a man can take? the next one

hello I'm Cal and these are my problems (affectionate) | he/him transmasc bisexual aroace disaster | 26 with chronic pain and so much autism | Jewish | emo punk bastard | pro-endo, transandrophobia is fucking real, and I believe in minding my own business about ships | paypal/venmo is leapingintodisaster, I'm broke as shit and terrified about rent

[third-doctor]

Hey gang! You can call me Koschei. Or Cal. Or anything, really.

Host of the Skeletal System, current frequent fronters are John Constantine, Jamie McCrimmon, the Doctor, and Jim Hawkins.

Hi @delgado-master love you <3

I’m a broke disabled transmasc and I’m currently absolutely fucking terrified about rent, if you want to help out with that I’m at leapingintodisaster on paypal and venmo.

Ao3 is here, I get sad and give all the sad thoughts to fictional characters: https://archiveofourown.org/users/skeletonnoises

Radically inclusive, pro-endo, and transandrophobia is real. I also do not give a shit about what other people ship and antis fucking scare me.

I’m back on my Doctor Who bullshit it’s my comfort show it’s my favorite thing and I will forever be having emotions over Charley Pollard. I’m also a massive anthropology nerd and I love to crochet and embroider.

Note: I do not publish random fundraising asks. That’s a hard boundary for me - I never have and I never will. I only reblog fundraisers if I personally know the people involved.

[third-doctor]

my beautiful wife soup dumpling would never betray me

[third-doctor]

mouth hruts

[mosswall]

now that the soup dumplings have cooled it's safe for me to eat one

[mosswall]

mouth hruts

[third-doctor]

my beautiful wife soup dumpling would never betray me

[third-doctor]

mouth hruts

[segamascott]

[third-doctor]

my beautiful wife soup dumpling would never betray me

[ohh-lover]

This says "Megalodon Alive?" in German but I'm so sleep deprived I read it as Megalodon LGBT?

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[thebeeshaveknees]

Quark can't say Fuck because Fuck is a valid ferengi name and he doesn't know what cousin Fuck did to the hu-mons that they say his name with such vitriol but Quark is proud of him for it

[clowndraws]

mimicry

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet

[triangleguy]

my sister found a movie on the roku called "slappy and the stinkers" and we're all watching it and this made me laugh so hard i had to make an edit

[triangleguy]

she just made this😭

[wizardarchetypes]

I just looked up the plot for this movie bc I somehow missed it as a kid.

????????????????

[haxxydraws]

🏳️‍🌈🧙✨

Happy Pride! Have some wizards!

I'm really happy with how these came out, so I hope you guys like them too :)

If you want, you can also get them on stuff at my redbubble!

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2004

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[frostedmagnolias]

Ocean Blue Sequin Beaded Sheer Net-Tulle Mermaid Flapper Gown

1920s

Timeless Vixen

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[confusion-n-delay]